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Euphemia Among the Pelicans
by
“You needn’t be afraid to go right up to him,” said Euphemia. “So long as he don’t turn over on his back he can’t bite you.”
I had heard this bit of natural history before, but, nevertheless, I went no nearer to the shark than was necessary in order to whack him over the head with the axe. This I did several times, with such effect that he soon became a dead shark.
When I came out triumphant, Euphemia seized me in her arms and kissed me.
“This is perfectly splendid!” she said. “Who can show as big a fish as this one? None of the others can ever crow over you again.”
“Until one of them catches a bigger shark,” I said.
“Which none of them ever will,” said Euphemia, decidedly. “It isn’t in them.”
The boatman was now seen approaching in his boat to take the party back to camp, and the “crew,” having returned to his duty, was sent off in a state of absolute amazement to tell the others to come and look at our prize. Our achievement certainly created a sensation. Even the boatman could find no words to express his astonishment. He waded in and fastened a rope to the shark’s tail, and then we all took hold and hauled the great fish ashore.
“What is the good of it now you have got it?” asked Quee.
“Glory is some good!” exclaimed Euphemia.
“And I’m going to have you a belt made from a strip of its skin,” I said.
This seemed to Euphemia a capital idea. She would be delighted to have such a trophy of our deed, and the boatman was set to work to cut a suitable strip from the fish. And this belt, having been properly tanned, lined, and fitted with buckles, is now one of her favorite adornments, and cost, I am bound to add, about three times as much as any handsome leathern belt to be bought in the stores.
Every day the Paying Teller, his wife, and Quee carefully set down in their note-books the weight of fish each individual had caught, with all necessary details and specifications relating thereunto; every day we wandered on the beach, or explored the tropical recesses of the palmetto woods; every evening the boatman rowed over to the light-house to have a bit of gossip, and to take thither the fish we did not need; every day the sun was soft and warm, and the sky was blue; and every morning, going oceanward, and every evening, going landward, seven pelicans flew slowly by our camp.
My greatest desire at this time was to shoot a pelican, to have him properly prepared, and to take him to Rudder Grange, where, suitably set up, with his wings spread out, full seven feet from tip to tip, he would be a grand trophy and reminder of these Indian River days. This was the reason why, nearly every morning and every evening, I took a shot at these seven pelicans. But I never hit one of them. We had only a shot-gun, and the pelicans flew at a precautionary distance; but, being such big birds, they always looked to me much nearer than they were. Euphemia earnestly desired that I should have a pelican, and although she always wished I should hit one of these, she was always glad when I did not.
“Think how mournful it would be,” she said, “if they should take their accustomed flights, morning and evening, with one of their number missing.”
“Repeating Wordsworth’s verses, I suppose,” remarked the little teacher.
I had been disappointed in the number of pelicans we had seen. I knew that Florida was one of the homes of the pelican, and I had not expected to see these birds merely in small detachments. But our boatman assured me that on our return trip he would give me a chance of seeing and shooting as many pelicans as I could desire. We would touch at Pelican Island, which was inhabited entirely by these birds, and whence the parties of seven were evidently sent out.