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Elder Pill, Preacher
by
The lyceum, which usually began by the first week in December, was put entirely out of the question, as were the spelling-schools and “exhibitions.” The boys, it is true, still drove the girls to meeting in the usual manner; but they all wore a furtive, uneasy air, and their laughter was not quite genuine at its best, and died away altogether when they came near the schoolhouse, and they hardly recovered from the effects of the preaching till a mile or two had been spun behind the shining runners. It took all the magic of the jingle of the bells and the musical creak of the polished steel on the snow to win them back to laughter.
As for Elder Pill, he was as a man transformed. He grew more intense each night, and strode back and forth behind his desk and pounded the Bible like an assassin. No more games with the boys, no more poking the girls under the chin! When he asked for a chew of tobacco now it was with an air which said: “I ask it as sustenance that will give me strength for the Lord’s service,” as if the demands of the flesh had weakened the spirit.
Old man Bacon overtook Milton Jennings early one Monday morning, as Milton was marching down toward the Seminary at Rock River. It was intensely cold and still, so cold and still that the ring of the cold steel of the heavy sleigh, the snort of the horses, and the old man’s voice came with astonishing distinctness to the ears of the hurrying youth, and it seemed a very long time before the old man came up.
“Climb on!” he yelled, out of his frosty beard. He was seated on the “hind bob” of a wood-sleigh, on a couple of blankets. Milton clambered on, knowing well he’d freeze to death there.
“Reckon I heerd you prowlun’ around the front door with my girl last night,” Bacon said at length. “The way you both ‘tend out t’ meetun’ ought ‘o sanctify yeh; must ‘a’ stayed to the after-meetun’, didn’t yeh?”
“Nope. The front part was enough for–“
“Danged if I was any more fooled with a man in m’ life. I b’lieve the whole thing is a little scheme on the bretheren t’ raise a dollar.”
“Why so?”
“Waal, y’ see, Pill ain’t got much out o’ the app’intment thus fur, and he ain’t likely to, if he don’t shake ’em up a leetle. Borrud ten dollars o’ me t’other day.”
Well, thought Milton, whatever his real motive is, Elder Pill is earning all he gets. Standing for two or three hours in his place night after night, arguing, pleading, even commanding them to be saved.
Milton was describing the scenes of the meeting to Bradley Talcott and Douglas Radbourn the next day, and Radbourn, a young law student, said:–
“I’d like to see him. He must be a character.”
“Let’s make up a party and go out,” said Milton, eagerly.
“All right; I’ll speak to Lily Graham.”
Accordingly, that evening a party of students, in a large sleigh, drove out toward the schoolhouse, along the drifted lanes and through the beautiful aisles of the snowy woods. A merry party of young people, who had no sense of sin to weigh them down. Even Radbourn and Lily joined in the songs which they sang to the swift clanging of the bells, until the lights of the schoolhouse burned redly through the frosty air.
Not a few of the older people present felt scandalized by the singing and by the dancing of the “town girls,” who could not for the life of them take the thing seriously. The room was so little, and hot, and smoky, and the men looked so queer in their rough coats and hair every-which-way.
But they took their seats demurely on the back seat, and joined in the opening songs, and listened to the halting prayers of the brethren and the sonorous prayers of the Elder, with commendable gravity. Miss Graham was a devout Congregationalist, and hushed the others into gravity when their eyes began to dance dangerously.