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Doctor Unonius
by
‘Missus!’ announced Tryphena, in a hoarse whisper. ‘The kegs be stowed all right in the orchet–all the four dozen. But here’s Butcher Truman, teasy as fire. Says he’s been robbed o’ fifty pounds on the way an’ can’t pay the carriers! An’ the carriers be tappin’ the stuff an’ drinkin’ what’s left, an’ neither to hold nor to bind but threat’nin’ to cut the inside of en out–an’ he’s here, if you plaze, to know if so be you could lend a few pounds to satisfy ’em. I told en–‘
‘Show him in,’ commanded Mrs Tresize, with a creditable hold on her voice; for, to tell the truth, she was half hysterical.
Tryphena withdrew, and pushed the strangest of figures through the doorway. Butcher Truman had discarded the shawl from his head and shoulders, or perchance it had been snatched away by the infuriated carriers. For expedition, too, he had caught up his feminine skirt and petticoat and twisted them and caught them about his waist with a leathern belt, over which they hung in careless indecorous festoons, draping a pair of corduroy breeches. But he still wore a woman’s bodice, though half the buttons were burst; and a sun-bonnet, with strings still knotted about his throat, dangled at the back of his shoulders like a hood. He was a full-blooded man, slightly obese, with a villainous pair of eyes that blinked in the sudden lamp-light. He was dangerous, too, between anger and terror. But Mrs Tresize gave him no time.
‘Ah, good-evening, Mr Truman! There has been some mistake, I hear; but it’s by the greatest good luck you came to me. Here is your missing property, eh?’ She smiled and held out the bag.
Butcher Truman stared at it. ‘Send I may never–‘ he began; and with that his gaze, travelling past the bag, fell on Doctor Unonius. ‘You?‘ he stuttered, clenching his thick fists. ‘You? . . . Oh, by–, let me get at ‘im!’
But Mrs Tresize very deftly stepped in front of him as he came on menacing.
‘If you are not a fool,’ she said sharply, ‘you will waste no time, but hurry along and pay the carriers. They, for their part, won’t waste any time with neat brandy. In ten minutes or so they’ll be wanting your blood in a bottle–and, if it’s all the same to you, Mr Truman, I’d rather they didn’t start hunting you through these premises. What’s more,’ she added, as he hesitated, ‘the riding-officer was close on your track just now. You owe it to Doctor Unonius here, that he has overrun it.’
The butcher clutched at his bag, and made as if to open it.
‘You needn’t trouble,’ Mrs Tresize assured him sweetly. ‘Your money’s good–and so will be mine when it comes to settling, for all that I’m reported “near.” Good-night!’
‘Good-night!’ growled Butcher Truman, and lurched forth with his bag. The widow, staring after him, broke into a laugh.
‘Tryphena,’ she said, ‘fetch the doctor’s horse and harness him quick! We must get him out of this, good man. Are the tubs stowed?’
‘All of ’em, missus. I counted the four dozen.’
‘Four dozen is forty-eight; and that doctor’–she turned to him– ‘is not my age, by a very long way.’
But when Dapple had been harnessed, and the doctor drove off (after looking at his watch and finding that it indicated ten minutes to four), Mrs Tresize lingered at the back door a moment before ordering Tryphena to shut and bolt it.
‘There was nothing else to do but lie,’ she said to herself, meditatively. ‘But, all the same, it’s lost him for me.’
CHAPTER VIII.
So indeed it had. Doctor Unonius could not overlook a falsehood, and from that hour his thoughts never rested upon the widow Tresize as a desirable woman to wed.
But he had grave searchings of conscience on the part he had been made to play. Undoubtedly he had misled Mr Rattenbury, and–all question of public honesty apart–had perhaps injured that young officer’s chances of promotion.
The thought of it disturbed his sleep for weeks. In the end he decided to make a clean breast to Mr Rattenbury, as between man and man; and encountering him one afternoon on the Lealand road, drew up old Dapple and made sign that he wished to speak.
It’s about Mrs Tresize–‘ he began.
‘You’ve heard, then?’ said Mr Rattenbury.
‘Heard what?’
‘Why, that I’m going to marry her.’
‘Oh!’ said the doctor; and added after a pause, ‘My dear sir, I wish you joy.’
‘I don’t feel that I deserve her,’ said Mr Rattenbury, somewhat fatuously.
‘Oh!’ said the doctor again. ‘As for that–‘
He did not conclude the sentence, but drove on in meditation.
It is to be supposed that with marriage the widow mended her ways. Certainly she can have dabbled no more in smuggling, and as certainly she had told the truth about her age. Thrice in the years that followed Doctor Unonius spent some hours of the night, waiting, in the best kitchen at Landeweddy; and Mrs Rattenbury on neither of these occasions–so critical for herself–forgot to have him provided with a decanter of excellent brandy.
The doctor sipping at it and gazing over the rim of the glass at Mr Rattenbury–nervous and distraught, as a good husband should be–on each occasion wondered how much he knew.