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“Did you hear if the stage brought down any more relations of Spindler’s?”

The barkeeper, to whom this question was addressed, shifted his lounging position against the bar and said, “I reckon not, ez far ez I know.”

“And that old bloat of a second cousin–that crimson beak–what kem down yesterday,–he ain’t bin hangin’ round here today for his reg’lar pizon?”

“No,” said the barkeeper thoughtfully, “I reckon Spindler’s got him locked up, and is settin’ on him to keep him sober till after Christmas, and prevent you boys gettin’ at him.”

“He’ll have the jimjams before that,” returned the first speaker; “and how about that dead beat of a half-nephew who borrowed twenty dollars of Yuba Bill on the way down, and then wanted to get off at Shootersvilie, but Bill wouldn’t let him, and scooted him down to Spindler’s and collected the money from Spindler himself afore he’d give him up?”

“He’s up thar with the rest of the menagerie,” said the barkeeper, “but I reckon that Mrs. Price hez bin feedin’ him up. And ye know the old woman–that fifty-fifth cousin by marriage–whom Joe Chandler swears he remembers ez an old cook for a Chinese restaurant in Stockton,–darn my skin ef that Mrs. Price hasn’t rigged her out in some fancy duds of her own, and made her look quite decent.”

A deep groan here broke from Uncle Jim Starbuck.

“Didn’t I tell ye?” he said, turning appealingly to the others. “It’s that darned widow that’s at the bottom of it all! She first put Spindler up to givin’ the party, and now, darn my skin, ef she ain’t goin to fix up these ragamuffins and drill ’em so we can’t get any fun outer ’em after all! And it’s bein’ a woman that’s bossin’ the job, and not Spindler, we’ve got to draw things mighty fine and not cut up too rough, or some of the boys will kick.”

“You bet,” said a surly but decided voice in the crowd.

“And,” said another voice, “Mrs. Price didn’t live in ‘Bleeding Kansas’ for nothing.”

“Wot’s the programme you’ve settled on, Uncle Jim?” said the barkeeper lightly, to check what seemed to promise a dangerous discussion.

“Well,” said Starbuck, “we kalkilate to gather early Christmas night in Hooper’s Hollow and rig ourselves up Injun fashion, and then start for Spindler’s with pitch-pine torches, and have a ‘torchlight dance’ around the house; them who does the dancin’ and yellin’ outside takin’ their turn at goin’ in and hevin’ refreshment. Jake Cooledge, of Boston, sez if anybody objects to it, we’ve only got to say we’re ‘Mummers of the Olden Times,’ sabe? Then, later, we’ll have ‘Them Sabbath Evening Bells’ performed on prospectin’ pans by the band. Then, at the finish, Jake Cooledge is goin’ to give one of his surkastic speeches,–kinder welcomin’ Spindler’s family to the Free Openin’ o’ Spindler’s Almshouse and Reformatory.” He paused, possibly for that approbation which, however, did not seem to come spontaneously. “It ain’t much,” he added apologetically, “for we’re hampered by women; but we’ll add to the programme ez we see how things pan out. Ye see, from what we can hear, all of Spindler’s relations ain’t on hand yet! We’ve got to wait, like in elckshun times, for ‘returns from the back counties.’ Hello! What’s that?”

It was the swish and splutter of hoofs on the road before the door. The Sacramento coach! In an instant every man was expectant, and Starbuck darted outside on the platform. Then there was the usual greeting and bustle, the hurried ingress of thirsty passengers into the saloon, and a pause. Uncle Jim returned, excitedly and pantingly. “Look yer, boys! Ef this ain’t the richest thing out! They say there’s two more relations o’ Spindler’s on the coach, come down as express freight, consigned,–d’ye hear?–consigned to Spindler!”

“Stiffs, in coffins?” suggested an eager voice.

“I didn’t get to hear more. But here they are.”

There was the sudden irruption of a laughing, curious crowd into the bar-room, led by Yuba Bill, the driver. Then the crowd parted, and out of their midst stepped two children, a boy and a girl, the oldest apparently of not more than six years, holding each other’s hands. They were coarsely yet cleanly dressed, and with a certain uniform precision that suggested formal charity. But more remarkable than all, around the neck of each was a little steel chain, from which depended the regular check and label of the powerful Express Company, Wells; Fargo & Co., and the words: “To Richard Spindler.” “Fragile.” “With great care.” “Collect on delivery.” Occasionally their little hands went up automatically and touched their labels, as if to show them. They surveyed the crowd, the floor, the gilded bar, and Yuba Bill without fear and without wonder. There was a pathetic suggestion that they were accustomed to this observation.