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Dey Ain’t No Ghosts
by
“I ain’t want to go,” say Mose ag’in.
“Why ain’t yo’ want to go?” he ma ask.
“‘Ca’se I’s afraid ob de ghosts,” say li’l black Mose, an’ dat de particular truth an’ no mistake.
“Dey ain’t no ghosts,” say de school-teacher, whut board at Unc’ Silas Diggs’s house, right peart.
“‘Co’se dey ain’t no ghosts,” say Zack Badget, whut dat ‘feared ob ghosts he ain’t dar’ come to li’l black Mose’s house ef de school-teacher ain’t ercompany him.
“Go ‘long wid your ghosts!” say li’l black Mose’s ma.
“Wha’ yo’ pick up dat nonsense?” say he pa. “Dey ain’t no ghosts.”
An’ dat whut all dat s’prise-party ‘lows: dey ain’t no ghosts. An’ dey ‘low dey mus’ hab a jack-o’-lantern or de fun all spiled. So dat li’l black boy whut he name is Mose he done got to fotch a pumpkin from de pumpkin-patch down de hollow. So he step outen de shanty an’ he stan’ on de doorstep twell he get he eyes pried open as big as de bottom ob he ma’s washtub, mostly, an’ he say, “Dey ain’t no ghosts.” An’ he put one foot on de ground, an’ dat was de fust step.
An’ de rain-dove say, “Oo-oo-o-o-o!”
An’ li’l black Mose he tuck anudder step.
An’ de owl mourn out, “Whut-whoo-o-o-o!”
An’ li’l black Mose he tuck anudder step.
An’ de wind sob out, “You-you-o-o-o!”
An’ li’l black Mose he tuck one look ober he shoulder an’ he shut he eyes so tight dey hurt round de aidges, an’ he pick up he foots an’ run. Yas, sah, he run right peart fast. An’ he say: “Dey ain’t no ghosts. Dey ain’t no ghosts.” An’ he run erlong de paff whut lead by de buryin’-ground on de hill, ‘ca’se dey ain’t no fince eround dat buryin’-ground at all.
No fince; jes de big trees whut de owls an’ de rain-doves sot in an’ mourn an’ sob, an’ whut de wind sigh an’ cry frough. An’ bimeby somefin’ jes brush li’l Mose on de arm, which mek him run jest a bit more faster. An’ bimeby somefin’ jes brush li’l Mose on de cheek, which mek him run erbout as fast as he can. An’ bimeby somefin’ grab li’l Mose by de aidge of he coat, an’ he fight an’ struggle an’ cry out: “Dey ain’t no ghosts. Dey ain’t no ghosts.” An’ dat ain’t nuffin’ but de wild brier whut grab him, an’ dat ain’t nuffin’ but de leaf ob a tree whut brush he cheek, an’ dat ain’t nuffin’ but de branch ob a hazel-bush whut brush he arm. But he downright scared jes de same, an’ he ain’t lost no time, ‘ca’se de wind an’ de owls an’ de rain-doves dey signerfy whut ain’t no good. So he scoot past dat buryin’-ground whut on de hill, an’ dat cemuntary whut betwixt an’ between, an’ dat grabeyard in de hollow, twell he come to de pumpkin-patch, an’ he rotch down an’ tek erhold ob de bestest pumpkin whut in de patch. An’ he right smart scared. He jes de mostest scared li’l black boy whut yever was. He ain’t gwine open he eyes fo’ nuffin’, ‘ca’se de wind go, “You-you-o-o-o!” an’ de owls go, “Whut-whoo-o-o-o!” an’ de rain-doves go, “Oo-oo-o-o-o!”
He jes speculate, “Dey ain’t no ghosts,” an’ wish he hair don’t stand on ind dat way. An’ he jes cogitate, “Dey ain’t no ghosts,” an’ wish he goose-pimples don’t rise up dat way. An’ he jes ‘low, “Dey ain’t no ghosts,” an’ wish he backbone ain’t all trembulous wid chills dat way. So he rotch down, an’ he rotch down, twell he git a good hold on dat pricklesome stem of dat bestest pumpkin whut in de patch, an’ he jes yank dat stem wid all he might.
“Let loosen my head!” say a big voice all on a suddent.
Dat li’l black boy whut he name is Mose he jump ‘most outen he skin. He open he eyes an’ he ‘gin to shake like de aspen tree, ‘ca’se whut dat a-standin’ right dar behind him but a ‘mendjous big ghost! Yas, sah, dat de bigges’, whites’ ghost whut yever was. An’ it ain’t got no head. Ain’t go no head at all. Li’l black Mose he jest drap on he knees an’ he beg an’ pray: