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“Christmas is at hand,” the young man remarked; “why should it not be rendered doubly memorable by granting this great boon?”

“For a parson, David, you are a deuced impatient man,” the colonel said.

“Parsons are human,” the other exclaimed with warmth.

“Humph! I suppose some of them are. In fact, David, if I didn’t believe that there was something more in you than texts and litanies and the Athanasian creed, I’ll be hanged if I’d ever have let you look twice at Edith. That girl has got blood in her veins, David; she’s not to be thrown away on any lantern-jawed, white-livered doctor of souls, I can tell you.”

David held his head down, and seemed not to intend a reply; but he suddenly raised his eyes, and fixed them upon the colonel’s. “You know what my father was,” he said, in a low, distinct voice; “I am my father’s son.”

“That idea has occurred to me more than once, David, and to say the truth, I’ve liked you none the less for it. But, then, what the deuce should a fellow like you want to do in a pulpit? I respect the cloth as much as any man, I hope, but leaving theory aside, and coming down to practice, aren’t there fools and knaves enough in the world to carry on that business, without a fellow of heart and spirit like you going into it?”

“Theory or no theory, there have been as great men in the pulpit as in any other position,” said David, gloomily.

“I don’t say to the contrary: ecclesiastical history, and all that: but what I do say is, if a man is great in the pulpit, it’s a pity he isn’t somewhere else, where he could use his greatness to more advantage.”

“Well,” remarked David, in the same somber tone, “I am not contented: so much I can admit to the father of the woman I love. But you know as well as I do that men nowadays are called to my profession not so much by the Divine summons as by the accident of birth. Were it not for the law of primogeniture, Colonel Saltine, the Church of England would be, for the most part, a congregation without a clergyman.”

“Gad! I’m much of your opinion,” returned the colonel, with a grin; “but there are two doors, you know, for a second son to enter the world by. If he doesn’t fancy a cassock, he can put on His Majesty’s uniform.”

“Neither the discipline nor the activity of a soldier’s life would suit me,” David answered. “So far as I know my own nature, what it craves is freedom, and the enjoyment of its capacities. Only under such conditions could I show what I am capable of. In other words,” he added, with a short laugh, “ten thousand a year is the profession I should choose.”

“Ah,” murmured the colonel, heaving a sigh, “I doubt that’s a profession we’d all of us like to practice as well as preach. What! no more wine? Oh, ay, Edith, of course! Well, go to her, sir, if you must; but when you come to my age you’ll have found out which wears the best –woman or the bottle. I’ll join you presently, and maybe we’ll see what can be done about this marrying business.”

So David went to Edith, and they had a clear hour together before they heard the colonel’s slippered tread hobbling through the hall. Just before he opened the door, David had said: “I sometimes doubt whether you wholly love me, after all.” And she had answered:

“If I do not, it is because I sometimes feel as if you were not your real self.”

The colonel heard nothing of this odd bit of dialogue; but when he had subsided, with his usual grunt, into his arm-chair beside the fire- place, and Edith had brought him his foot-stool and his pipe, and pat the velvet skull cap on his bald pate, he drew a long whiff of tobacco smoke, and said: