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Clive And Ethel Newcome
by
Under the great archway of the hospital he could look at the old Gothic building; and a black-gowned pensioner or two crawling over the quiet square, or passing from one dark arch to another. The boarding-houses of the school were situated in the square, hard by the more ancient buildings of the hospital. A great noise of shouting, crying, clapping forms and cupboards, treble voices, bass voices, poured out of the schoolboys’ windows; their life, bustle, and gaiety contrasted strangely with the quiet of those old men, creeping along in their black gowns under the ancient arches yonder, whose struggle of life was over, whose hope and noise and bustle had sunk into that grey calm. There was Thomas Newcome arrived at the middle of life, standing between the shouting boys and the tottering seniors and in a situation to moralise upon both, had not his son Clive, who espied him, come jumping down the steps to greet his sire. Clive was dressed in his very best; not one of those four hundred young gentlemen had a better figure, a better tailor, or a neater boot. Schoolfellows, grinning through the bars, envied him as he walked away; senior boys made remarks on Colonel Newcome’s loose clothes and long moustaches, his brown hands and unbrushed hat. The Colonel was smoking a cheroot as he walked; and the gigantic Smith, the cock of the school, who happened to be looking majestically out of the window, was pleased to say that he thought Newcome’s governor was a fine manly-looking fellow.
“Tell me about your uncles, Clive,” said the Colonel, as they walked on arm in arm.
“What about them, sir?” asks the boy. “I don’t think I know much.”
“You have been to stay with them. You wrote about them. Were they kind to you?”
“Oh, yes, I suppose they are very kind. They always tipped me: only you know when I go there I scarcely ever see them. Mr. Newcome asks me the oftenest–two or three times a quarter when he’s in town, and gives me a sovereign regular.”
“Well, he must see you to give you the sovereign,” says Clive’s father, laughing.
The boy blushed rather.
“Yes. When it’s time to go back to Smithfield on a Saturday night, I go into the dining-room to shake hands, and he gives it to me; but he don’t speak to me much, you know, and I don’t care about going to Bryanstone Square, except for the tip (of course that’s important), because I am made to dine with the children, and they are quite little ones; and a great cross French governess, who is always crying and shrieking after them, and finding fault with them. My uncle generally has his dinner parties on Saturday, or goes out; and aunt gives me ten shillings and sends me to the play; that’s better fun than a dinner party.” Here the lad blushed again. “I used,” said he, “when I was younger, to stand on the stairs and prig things out of the dishes when they came out from dinner, but I’m past that now. Maria (that’s my cousin) used to take the sweet things and give ’em to the governess. Fancy! she used to put lumps of sugar into her pocket and eat them in the schoolroom! Uncle Hobson don’t live in such good society as Uncle Newcome. You see, Aunt Hobson, she’s very kind, you know, and all that, but I don’t think she’s what you call comme il faut “
“Why, how are you to judge?” asks the father, amused at the lad’s candid prattle, “and where does the difference lie?”
“I can’t tell you what it is, or how it is,” the boy answered, “only one can’t help seeing the difference. It isn’t rank and that: only somehow there are some men gentlemen and some not, and some women ladies and some not. There’s Jones now, the fifth-form master, every man sees he’s a gentleman, though he wears ever so old clothes; and there’s Mr. Brown, who oils his hair, and wears rings, and white chokers–my eyes! such white chokers!–and yet we call him the handsome snob! And so about Aunt Maria, she’s very handsome and she’s very finely dressed, only somehow she’s not the ticket, you see.”