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On the morning when we first visit Miss Honeyman’s a gentleman had just applied there for rooms. “Please to speak to mistress,” says Hannah, the maid, opening the parlour door with a curtsey. “A gentleman about the apartments, mum.”

“Fife bet-rooms,” says the man entering. “Six bets, two or dree sitting-rooms? We gome from Dr. Good-enough.”

“Are the apartments for you, sir?” says Miss Honeyman, looking up at the large gentleman.

“For my lady,” answers the man.

“Had you not better take off your hat?” asks Miss Honeyman.

The man grins and takes off his hat. Whereupon Miss Honeyman, having heard also that a German’s physician has especially recommended Miss Honeyman’s as a place in which one of his patients can have a change of air and scene, informs the man that she can let his mistress have the desired number of apartments. The man reports to his mistress, who descends to inspect the apartments, and pronounces them exceedingly neat and pleasant and exactly what are wanted. The baggage is forthwith ordered to be brought from the carriages. The little invalid, wrapped in his shawl, is carried upstairs as gently as possible, while the young ladies, the governess, the maids, are shown to their apartments. The eldest young lady, a slim black-haired young lass of thirteen, frisks about the rooms, looks at all the pictures, runs in and out of the veranda, tries the piano, and bursts out laughing at its wheezy jingle. She also kisses her languid little brother laid on the sofa, and performs a hundred gay and agile motions suited to her age.

“Oh, what a piano! Why, it is as cracked as Miss Quigley’s voice!”

“My dear!” says mamma. The little languid boy bursts out into a jolly laugh.

“What funny pictures, mamma! Action with Count de Grasse; the death of General Wolfe; a portrait of an officer, an old officer in blue, like grandpapa; Brasenose College, Oxford; what a funny name.”

At the idea of Brasenose College, another laugh comes from the invalid. “I suppose they’ve all got brass noses there,” he says; and he explodes at this joke. The poor little laugh ends in a cough, and mamma’s travelling basket, which contains everything, produces a bottle of syrup, labelled “Master A. Newcome. A teaspoonful to be taken when the cough is troublesome.”

“Oh, the delightful sea! the blue, the fresh, the ever free,” sings the young lady, with a shake. “How much better is this than going home and seeing those horrid factories and chimneys! I love Dr. Goodenough for sending us here. What a sweet house it is. What nice rooms!”

Presently little Miss Honeyman makes her appearance in a large cap bristling with ribbons, with her best chestnut front and her best black silk gown, on which her gold watch shines very splendidly. She curtseys with dignity to her lodger, who vouchsafes a very slight inclination of the head, saying that the apartments will do very well.

“And they have such a beautiful view of the sea!” cries Ethel.

“As if all the houses hadn’t a view of the sea, Ethel! The price has been arranged, I think? My servants will require a comfortable room to dine in–by themselves mam, if you please. My governess and the younger children will dine together. My daughter dines with me–and my little boy’s dinner will be ready at two o’clock precisely if you please. It is now near one.”

“Am I to understand–?” interposed Miss Honeyman.

“Oh! I have no doubt we shall understand each other, mam,” cried Lady Ann Newcome, for it was no other than that noble person, with her children, who had invaded the precincts of Miss Honeyman’s home. “Dr. Goodenough has given me a most satisfactory account of you–more satisfactory, perhaps, than you are aware of. Breakfast and tea, if you please, will be served in the same manner as dinner, and you will have the kindness to order fresh milk every morning for my little boy–ass’s milk. Dr. Goodenough has ordered ass’s milk. Anything further I want I will communicate through the man who first spoke to you–and that will do.”