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When first the Squire took to neglecting his guns all set it down to a passing dejection of spirit. He alone knew that he nursed a wound incurable unless his son returned, and that this distaste was but an early stage in his ailing. Being a man of reserved and sensitive soul, into which no fellow-creature had been allowed to look, he told his secret to no one, not even to his wife. She–a Roman Catholic and devout–had lived for many years almost entirely apart from him, occupying her own rooms, divided between her books and the spiritual consolations of Father Halloran, who had a lodging at the Court and a board of his own. In spite of the priest’s demure eye and neat Irish wit, the three made a melancholy household.

“As melancholy as a nest of gib cats,” said old Macklin. “And I feel it coming over me at nights up at my cottage. How’s a man to sleep, knowing the whole place so scandalously overstocked–the birds that tame they run between your legs–and no leave to use a gun, even to club ’em into good manners?”

“Leave it to Charley Hannaford,” growled Jim bitterly. “He’ll soon weed us out neat and clean. I wonder the Squire don’t pay him for doing our work.”

The head-keeper looked up sharply. “Know anything?” he asked laconically.

Jim answered one question with another. “See Hannaford’s wife in church last Sunday?”

“Wasn’t there–had too much to employ me walking the coverts. I believe a man’s duty comes before his church-going at this time o’ year; but I suppose there’s no use to argue with a lad when he’s courting.”

“Courting or not, I was there; and, what’s more, I had it reckoned up for me how much money Bess Hannaford wore on her back. So even going to church may come in useful, Sam Macklin, if a man’s got eyes in his head.”

“Argyments!” sniffed the head-keeper. “You’ll be some time lagging Charley Hannaford with argyments. Coverts is coverts, my son, and Bow Street is Bow Street. Keep ’em separate.”

“Stop a minute. That long-legg’d boy of his is home from service at Exeter. Back in the summer I heard tell he was getting on famous as a footman, and liked his place. Seems to have changed his mind, or else the Hannafords are settin’ up a footman of their own.” (Jim, when put out, had a gift of sarcasm.)

“Bow Street again,” said Macklin stolidly, puffing at his pipe. “Anything more?”

“Well, yes,”–Jim at this point began to drawl his words–“you’ve cast an eye, no doubt, over the apple heaps in Hannaford’s back orchard?”

Macklin nodded.

“Like the looks o’ them?”

“Not much. Anything more?”

Jim’s gaze wandered carelessly to the horizon, and his drawl grew slower yet as he led up to his triumph. “Not much–only I took a stroll down to town Saturday night, and dropped in upon Bearne, the chemist. Hannaford had been there that afternoon buying nux vomica.”

“No?” The elder man was startled, and showed it. “The gormed rascal! That was a clever stroke of yours, though, I will say.”

Jim managed to conceal his satisfaction with a frown. “If I don’t get a charge of buckshot somewhere into Charles Hannaford between this and Christmas I’m going to enlist!” he announced.

But Macklin did not hear, being occupied for the moment with this new evidence of Hannaford’s guile, which he contemplated, be it said, more dispassionately than did Jim. In Jim there rankled a venomous personal grudge, dating from the day when, having paid an Exeter taxidermist for a beautifully stuffed Phasianus colchicus, he had borne the bird home, cunningly affixed it to a roosting-bough, and left it there looking as natural as life. On arriving at the tree early next morning he found Macklin (to whom he had not imparted the secret) already there, and staring aloft with a puzzled grin. Someone had decorated the bird during the night with a thin collar of white linen. “Very curious,” explained Macklin; “I got a ‘nonamous letter last night, pushed under my door, and tellin’ me there was a scandalous ring-necked bird roosting hereabouts. The fellow went on to say he wouldn’t have troubled me but for knowing the Squire to be so particular set against this breed, and wound up by signing himself ‘Yours truly, A WELL WISHER.'”