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“O Fred,” said Morton, without looking up, “I am glad you are here.”

“And what can I do for you?”

“Some whiskey,–first of all.”

“There are two bottles,” said Mary, who was holding the candle,–“in the cupboard behind his dressing-glass.”

I took Bridget with me, struck a light in the dressing-room (how she blundered about the match), and found the cupboard door locked! Key doubtless in Mary’s pocket,–probably in pocket of “another dress.” I did not ask. Took my own bunch, willed tremendously that my account-book drawer key should govern the lock, and it did. If it had not, I should have put my fist through the panels. Bottle of bedbug poison; bottle marked “bay rum”; another bottle with no mark; two bottles of Saratoga water. “Set them all on the floor, Bridget.” A tall bottle of Cologne. Bottle marked in MS. What in the world is it? “Bring that candle, Bridget.” “Eau destillee. Marron, Montreal.” What in the world did Lycidas bring distilled water from Montreal for? And then Morton’s clear voice in the other room, “As quick as you can, Fred.” “Yes! in one moment. Put all these on the floor, Bridget.” Here they are at last. “Bourbon whiskey.” “Corkscrew, Bridget.”

“Indade, sir, and where is it?” “Where? I don’t know. Run down as quick as you can, and bring it. His wife cannot leave him.” So Bridget ran, and the first I heard was the rattle as she pitched down the last six stairs of the first flight headlong. Let us hope she has not broken her leg. I meanwhile am driving a silver pronged fork into the Bourbon corks, and the blade of my own penknife on the other side.

“Now, Fred,” from George within. (We all call Morton “George.”) “Yes, in one moment,” I replied. Penknife blade breaks off, fork pulls right out, two crumbs of cork come with it. Will that girl never come?

I turned round; I found a goblet on the wash-stand; I took Lycidas’s heavy clothes-brush, and knocked off the neck of the bottle. Did you ever do it, reader, with one of those pressed glass bottles they make now? It smashed like a Prince Rupert’s drop in my hand, crumbled into seventy pieces,–a nasty smell of whiskey on the floor,–and I, holding just the hard bottom of the thing with two large spikes running worthless up into the air. But I seized the goblet, poured into it what was left in the bottom, and carried it in to Morton as quietly as I could. He bade me give Lycidas as much as he could swallow; then showed me how to substitute my thumb for his, and compress the great artery. When he was satisfied that he could trust me, he began his work again, silently; just speaking what must be said to that brave Mary, who seemed to have three hands because he needed them. When all was secure, he glanced at the ghastly white face, with beads of perspiration on the forehead and upper lip, laid his finger on the pulse, and said: “We will have a little more whiskey. No, Mary, you are overdone already; let Fred bring it.” The truth was that poor Mary was almost as white as Lycidas. She would not faint,–that was the only reason she did not,–and at the moment I wondered that she did not fall. I believe George and I were both expecting it, now the excitement was over. He called her Mary and me Fred, because we were all together every day of our lives. Bridget, you see, was still nowhere.

So I retired for my whiskey again,–to attack that other bottle. George whispered quickly as I went, “Bring enough,–bring the bottle.” Did he want the bottle corked? Would that Kelt ever come up stairs? I passed the bell-rope as I went into the dressing-room, and rang as hard as I could ring. I took the other bottle, and bit steadily with my teeth at the cork, only, of course, to wrench the end of it off. George called me, and I stepped back. “No,” said he, “bring your whiskey.”