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Captain Eli’s Best Ear
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“Well,” demanded Captain Cephas, “what?”
“Well,” said Captain Eli, “she could–that is, it doesn’t make any difference to me one way or the other–she might stay all night at whatever house we kept Christmas in, and then you and me might spend the night in the other house, and then she could be ready there to help the child in the mornin’, when she came to look at her stockin’.”
Captain Cephas fixed upon his friend an earnest glare. “That’s pretty considerable of an idea to come upon you so suddint,” said he.”But I can tell you one thing: there ain’t a- goin’ to be any such doin’s in my house. If you choose to come over here to sleep, and give up your house to any woman you can find to take care of the little gal, all right. But the thing can’t be done here.”
There was a certain severity in these remarks, but they appeared to affect Captain Eli very pleasantly.
“Well,” said he, “if you’re satisfied, I am. I’ll agree to any plan you choose to make. It doesn’t matter to me which house it’s in, and if you say my house, I say my house. All I want is to make the business agreeable to all concerned. Now it’s time fer me to go to my dinner, and this afternoon we’d better go and try to get things straight
ened out, because the little gal, and whatever woman comes with her, ought to be at my house to-morrow before dark. S’posin’ we divide up this business: I’ll go and see Mrs. Crumley about the little gal, and you can go and see Mrs. Trimmer.”
“No, sir,” promptly replied Captain Cephas, “I don’t go to see no Mrs. Trimmer. You can see both of them just the same as you can see one–they’re all along the same way. I’ll go cut the Christmas tree.”
“All right,” said Captain Eli.”It don’t make no difference to me which does which. But if I was you, cap’n, I’d cut a good big tree, because we might as well have a good one while we’re about it.”
When he had eaten his dinner, and washed up his dishes, and had put everything away in neat, housewifely order, Captain Eli went to Mrs. Crumley’s house, and very soon finished his business there. Mrs. Crumley kept the only house which might be considered a boarding-house in the village of Sponkannis; and when she had consented to take charge of the little girl who had been left on her hands she had hoped it would not be very long before she would hear from some of her relatives in regard to her maintenance. But she had heard nothing, and had now ceased to expect to hear anything, and in consequence had frequently remarked that she must dispose of the child some way or other, for she couldn’t afford to keep her any longer. Even an absence of a day or two at the house of the good captain would be some relief, and Mrs. Crumley readily consented to the Christmas scheme. As to the little girl, she was delighted. She already looked upon Captain Eli as her best friend in the world.
It was not so easy to go to Mrs. Trimmer’s house and put the business before her.”It ought to be plain sailin’ enough,” Captain Eli said to himself, over and over again, “but, fer all that, it don’t seem to be plain sailin’.”
But he was not a man to be deterred by difficult navigation, and he walked straight to Eliza Trimmer’s house.
Mrs. Trimmer was a comely woman about thirty-five, who had come to the village a year before, and had maintained herself, or at least had tried to, by dressmaking and plain sewing. She had lived at Stetford, a seaport about twenty miles away, and from there, three years before, her husband, Captain Trimmer, had sailed away in a good-sized schooner, and had never returned. She had come to Sponkannis because she thought that there she could live cheaper and get more work than in her former home. She had found the first quite possible, but her success in regard to the work had not been very great.