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Isaac was a well-to-do old bachelor who had never had any notion of getting married until his sister died in the winter. And then, as soon as the spring planting was over, he began to look round for a wife. He came to me first and I said “No” good and hard. I liked Isaac well enough; but I was snug and comfortable, and didn’t feel like pulling up my roots and moving into another lot; besides, Isaac’s courting seemed to me a shade too business-like. I can’t get along without a little romance; it’s my nature.

Isaac was disappointed and said so, but intimated that it wasn’t crushing and that the next best would do very well. The next best was Melissa, and he proposed to her after the decent interval of a fortnight. Melissa also refused him. I admit I was surprised at this, for I knew Melissa was rather anxious to marry; but she has always been down on Isaac Appleby, from principle, because of a family feud on her mother’s side; besides, an old beau of hers, a widower at Kingsbridge, was just beginning to take notice again, and I suspected Melissa had hopes concerning him. Finally, I imagine Melissa did not fancy being second choice.

Whatever her reasons were, she refused poor Isaac, and that finished his matrimonial prospects as far as Jersey Cove was concerned, for there wasn’t another eligible woman in it–that is, for a man of Isaac’s age. I was the only widow, and the other old maids besides Melissa were all hopelessly old-maiden.

This was all three months ago, and Isaac had been keeping house for himself ever since. Nobody knew much about how he got along, for the Appleby house is half a mile from anywhere, down near the shore at the end of a long lane–the lonesomest place, as I did not fail to remember when I was considering Isaac’s offer.

“I heard Jarvis Aldrich say Isaac had got a dog lately,” said Melissa, when we finally came in sight of the house–a handsome new one, by the way, put up only ten years ago. “Jarvis said it was an imported breed. I do hope it isn’t cross.”

I have a mortal horror of dogs, and I followed Melissa into the big farmyard with fear and trembling. We were halfway across the yard when Melissa shrieked:

“Anne, there’s the dog!”

There was the dog; and the trouble was that he didn’t stay there, but came right down the slope at a steady, business-like trot. He was a bull-dog and big enough to bite a body clean in two, and he was the ugliest thing in dogs I had ever seen.

Melissa and I both lost our heads. We screamed, dropped our parasols, and ran instinctively to the only refuge that was in sight–a ladder leaning against the old Appleby house. I am forty-five and something more than plump, so that climbing ladders is not my favorite form of exercise. But I went up that one with the agility and grace of sixteen. Melissa followed me, and we found ourselves on the roof–fortunately it was a flat one–panting and gasping, but safe, unless that diabolical dog could climb a ladder.

I crept cautiously to the edge and peered over. The beast was sitting on his haunches at the foot of the ladder, and it was quite evident he was not short on time. The gleam in his eye seemed to say:

“I’ve got you two unprincipled subscription hunters beautifully treed and it’s treed you’re going to stay. That is what I call satisfying.”

I reported the state of the case to Melissa.

“What shall we do?” I asked.

“Do?” said Melissa, snappishly. “Why, stay here till Isaac Appleby comes out and takes that brute away? What else can we do?”

“What if he isn’t at home?” I suggested.

“We’ll stay here till he comes home. Oh, this is a nice predicament. This is what comes of cushioning churches!”