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Boys Will Be Boys
by
“Suit yourself about that,” said Judge Priest heartily. “I don’t know but whut you’ve got the proper notion about it after all.”
“Yes, suh. Them Gaffords have been purty nigh the only real true friends I ever had that I could count on.” He hesitated a moment. “I reckin–I reckin, suh, it’ll be a right smart while, won’t it, before that money gits here frum all the way acrost the ocean?”
“Why, yes; I imagine it will. Was you figurin’ on investin’ a little of it now?”
“Yes, suh; I was.”
“About how much did you think of spendin’ fur a beginnin’?”
O’Day squinted his eyes, his lips moving in silent calculation.
“Well, suh,” he said at length, “I could use ez much ez a silver dollar. But, of course, sence—-“
“That sounds kind of moderate to me,” broke in Judge Priest. He shoved a pudgy hand into a pocket of his white trousers. “I reckin this detail kin be arranged. Here, Peep”–he extended his hand–“here’s your dollar.” Then, as the other drew back, stammering a refusal, he hastily added: “No, no, no; go ahead and take it–it’s yours. I’m jest advancin’ it to you out of whut’ll be comin’ to you shortly.
“I’ll tell you whut: Until sech time ez you are in position to draw on your own funds you jest drap in here to see me when you’re in need of cash, and I’ll try to let you have whut you require–in reason. I’ll keep a proper reckinin’ of whut you git and you kin pay me back ez soon ez your inheritance is put into your hands.
“One thing more,” he added as the heir, having thanked him, was making his grateful adieu at the threshold: “Now that you’re wealthy, or about to be so, I kind of imagine quite a passel of fellers will suddenly discover themselves strangely and affectionately drawed toward you. You’re liable to find out you’ve always had more true and devoted friends in this community than whut you ever imagined to be the case before.
“Now friendship is a mighty fine thing, takin’ it by and large; but it kin be overdone. It’s barely possible that some of this here new crop of your well-wishers and admirers will be makin’ little business propositions to you–desirin’ to have you go partners with ’em in business, or to sell you desirable pieces of real estate; or even to let you loan ’em various sums of money. I wouldn’t be surprised but whut a number of sech chances will be comin’ your way durin’ the next few days, and frum then on. Ef sech should be the case I would suggest to you that, before committin’ yourself to anybody or anything, you tell ’em that I’m sort of actin’ as your unofficial adviser in money matters, and that they should come to me and outline their little schemes in person. Do you git my general drift?”
“Yes, suh,” said Peep. “I won’t furgit; and thank you ag’in, Judge, specially fur lettin’ me have this dollar ahead of time.”
He shambled out with the coin in his hand; and on his face was again the look of one who sees before him the immediate fulfillment of a delectable dream.
With lines of sympathy and amusement crisscrossing at the outer corners of his eyelids, Judge Priest, rising and stepping to his door, watched the retreating figure of the town’s newest and strangest capitalist disappear down the wide front steps of the courthouse.
Presently he went back to his chair and sat down, tugging at his short chin beard.
“I wonder, now,” said he, meditatively addressing the emptiness of the room, “I wonder whut a man sixty-odd-year old is goin’ to do with the fust whole dollar he ever had in his life!”
It was characteristic of our circuit judge that he should have voiced his curiosity aloud. Talking to himself when he was alone was one of his habits. Also, it was characteristic of him that he had refrained from betraying his inquisitiveness to his late caller. Similar motives of delicacy had kept him from following the other man to watch the sequence.