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Boys Will Be Boys
by
“Yes,” said the Judge; “that’s right. I do want to see you.” The tone was one that he might employ in addressing a bashful child. “Set down there and make yourself at home.”
The newcomer obeyed to the extent of perching himself on the extreme forward edge of a chair. His feet shuffled uneasily where they were drawn up against the cross rung of the chair.
The Judge reared well back, studying his visitor over the tops of his glasses with rather a quizzical look. In one hand he balanced the large envelope which had come to him that morning.
“Seems to me I heared somewheres, years back, that your regular Christian name was Paul–is that right?” he asked.
“Shorely is, suh,” assented the ragged man, surprised and plainly grateful that one holding a supremely high position in the community should vouchsafe to remember a fact relating to so inconsequent an atom as himself. “But I ain’t heared it fur so long I come mighty nigh furgittin’ it sometimes, myself. You see, Judge Priest, when I wasn’t nothin’ but jest a shaver folks started in to callin’ me Peep–on account of my last name bein’ O’Day, I reckin. They been callin’ me so ever since. ‘Fust off, ’twas Little Peep, and then jest plain Peep; and now it’s got to be Old Peep. But my real entitled name is Paul, jest like you said, Judge–Paul Felix O’Day.”
“Uh-huh! And wasn’t your father’s name Philip and your mother’s name Katherine Dwyer O’Day?”
“To the best of my recollection that’s partly so, too, suh. They both of ’em up and died when I was a baby, long before I could remember anything a-tall. But they always told me my paw’s name was Phil, or Philip. Only my maw’s name wasn’t Kath–Kath–wasn’t whut you jest now called it, Judge. It was plain Kate.”
“Kate or Katherine–it makes no great difference,” explained Judge Priest. “I reckin the record is straight this fur. And now think hard and see ef you kin ever remember hearin’ of an uncle named Daniel O’Day–your father’s brother.”
The answer was a shake of the tousled head.
“I don’t know nothin’ about my people. I only jest know they come over from some place with a funny name in the Old Country before I was born. The onliest kin I ever had over here was that there no-‘count triflin’ nephew of mine–Perce Dwyer–him that uster hang round this town. I reckin you call him to mind, Judge?”
The old Judge nodded before continuing:
“All the same, I reckin there ain’t no manner of doubt but whut you had an uncle of the name of Daniel. All the evidences would seem to p’int that way. Accordin’ to the proofs, this here Uncle Daniel of yours lived in a little town called Kilmare, in Ireland.” He glanced at one of the papers that lay on his desktop; then added in a casual tone: “Tell me, Peep, whut are you doin’ now fur a livin’?”
The object of this examination grinned a faint grin of extenuation.
“Well, suh, I’m knockin’ about, doin’ the best I kin–which ain’t much. I help out round Gafford’s liver’ stable, and Pete Gafford he lets me sleep in a little room behind the feed room, and his wife she gives me my vittles. Oncet in a while I git a chancet to do odd jobs fur folks round town–cuttin’ weeds and splittin’ stove wood and packin’ in coal, and sech ez that.”
“Not much money in it, is there?”
“No, suh; not much. Folks is more prone to offer me old clothes than they are to pay me in cash. Still, I manage to git along. I don’t live very fancy; but, then, I don’t starve, and that’s more’n some kin say.”
“Peep, whut was the most money you ever had in your life–at one time?”
Peep scratched with a freckled hand at his thatch of faded whitish hair to stimulate recollection.
“I reckin not more’n six bits at any one time, suh. Seems like I’ve sorter got the knack of livin’ without money.”