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Boys Will Be Boys
by
“Mornin’, Breck,” said Judge Priest to the other’s salutation. “No, thank you, son, I won’t come in; but I’ve got a little job fur you. I wisht, ef you ain’t too busy, that you’d step down the street and see ef you can’t find Peep O’Day fur me and fetch him back here with you. It won’t take you long, will it?”
“No, suh–not very.” Mr. Quarles reached for his hat and snuggled his shoulder holster back inside his unbuttoned waistcoat. “He’ll most likely be down round Gafford’s stable. Whut’s Old Peep been doin’, Judge–gettin’ himself in contempt of court or somethin’?” He grinned, asking the question with the air of one making a little joke.
“No,” vouchsafed the Judge; “he ain’t done nothin’. But he’s about to have somethin’ of a highly onusual nature done to him. You jest tell him I’m wishful to see him right away–that’ll be sufficient, I reckin.”
Without making further explanation, Judge Priest returned to his chambers and for the third time read the letter from foreign parts. Court was not in session, and the hour was early and the weather was hot; nobody interrupted him. Perhaps fifteen minutes passed. Mr. Quarles poked his head in at the door.
“I found him, suh,” the deputy stated. “He’s outside here in the hall.”
“Much obliged to you, son,” said Judge Priest. “Send him on in, will you, please?”
The head was withdrawn; its owner lingered out of sight of His Honour, but within earshot. It was hard to figure the presiding judge of the First Judicial District of the state of Kentucky as having business with Peep O’Day; and, though Mr. Quarles was no eavesdropper, still he felt a pardonable curiosity in whatsoever might transpire. As he feigned an absorbed interest in a tax notice, which was pasted on a blackboard just outside the office door, there entered the presence of the Judge a man who seemingly was but a few years younger than the Judge himself–a man who looked to be somewhere between sixty-five and seventy. There is a look that you may have seen in the eyes of ownerless but well-intentioned dogs–dogs that, expecting kicks as their daily portion, are humbly grateful for kind words and stray bones; dogs that are fairly yearning to be adopted by somebody–by anybody–being prepared to give to such a benefactor a most faithful doglike devotion in return.
This look, which is fairly common among masterless and homeless dogs, is rare among humans; still, once in a while you do find it there too. The man who now timidly shuffled himself across the threshold of Judge Priest’s office had such a look out of his eyes. He had a long, simple face, partly inclosed in grey whiskers. Four dollars would have been a sufficient price to pay for the garments he stood in, including the wrecked hat he held in his hands and the broken, misshaped shoes on his feet. A purchaser who gave more than four dollars for the whole in its present state of decrepitude would have been but a poor hand at bargaining.
The man who wore this outfit coughed in an embarrassed fashion and halted, fumbling his ruinous hat in his hands.
“Howdy do?” said Judge Priest heartily. “Come in!”
The other diffidently advanced himself a yard or two.
“Excuse me, suh,” he said apologetically; “but this here Breck Quarles he come after me and he said ez how you wanted to see me. ‘Twas him ez brung me here, suh.”
Faintly underlying the drawl of the speaker was just a suspicion–a mere trace, as you might say–of a labial softness that belongs solely and exclusively to the children, and in a diminishing degree to the grandchildren, of native-born sons and daughters of a certain small green isle in the sea. It was not so much a suggestion of a brogue as it was the suggestion of the ghost of a brogue; a brogue almost extinguished, almost obliterated, and yet persisting through the generations–South of Ireland struggling beneath south of Mason and Dixon’s Line.