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“‘May the divil fly away with you, Mary Dunl’avy!’ says she then, ‘spoiling me garden ground, as every one can see, and full of your bold talk. I ‘ll let me hens out into it this afternoon, so I will,’ says she, and a good deal more. ‘Hold off,’ says I, ‘and remember what fell to your aunt one day when she sint her hins in to pick a neighbor’s piece, and while her own back was turned they all come home and had every sprouted bean and potatie heeled out in the hot sun, and all her fine lettuces picked into Irish lace. We ‘ve lived neighbors,’ says I, ‘thirteen years,’ says I; ‘and we ‘ve often had words together above the fince,’ says I, ‘but we ‘re neighbors yet, and we ‘ve no call to stand here in such spectacles and disgracing ourselves and each other. Coom, Biddy,’ says I, again, going away with me basket and remimbering Father Brady’s caution whin it was too late. Some o’ the b’ys went off, too, thinkin’ ‘t was all done.

“‘I don’t want anny o’ your Coom Biddy’s,’ says she, stepping at me, with a black stripe across her face, she was that destroyed with rage, and I stepped back and held up me basket between us, she being bigger than I, and I getting no chance, and herself slipped and fell, and her nose got a clout with the hard edge of the basket, it would trouble the saints to say how, and then I picked her up and wint home with her to thry and quinch the blood. Sure I was sorry for the crathur an’ she having such a timper boiling in her heart.

“‘Look at you now, Mrs. Con’ly,’ says I, kind of soft, ‘you ‘ont be fit for mass these two Sundays with a black eye like this, and your face arl scratched, and every bliguard has gone the lingth of the town to tell tales of us. I ‘m a quiet ‘oman,’ says I, ‘and I don’t thank you,’ says I, whin the blood was stopped,–‘no, I don’t thank you for disgracin’ an old neighbor like me. ‘T is of our prayers and the grave we should be thinkin’, and not be having bold words on the bridge.’ Wisha! but I fought I was after spaking very quiet, and up she got and caught up the basket, and I dodged it by good luck, but after that I walked off and left her to satisfy her foolishness with b’ating the wall if it pl’ased her. I ‘d no call for her company anny more, and I took a vow I ‘d never spake a word to her again while the world stood. So all is over since then betune Biddy Con’ly and me. No, I don’t look at her at all!”

II.

Some time afterward, in late summer, Mrs. Dunleavy stood, large and noisy, but generous-hearted, addressing some remarks from her front doorway to a goat on the sidewalk. He was pulling some of her cherished foxgloves through the picket fence, and eagerly devouring their flowery stalks.

“How well you rache through an honest fince, you black pirate!” she shouted; but finding that harsh words had no effect, she took a convenient broom, and advanced to strike a gallant blow upon the creature’s back. This had the simple effect of making him step a little to one side and modestly begin to nibble at a tuft of grass.

“Well, if I ain’t plagued!” said Mrs. Dunleavy sorrowfully; “if I ain’t throubled with every wild baste, and me cow that was some use gone dry very unexpected, and a neighbor that’s worse than none at all. I ‘ve nobody to have an honest word with, and the morning being so fine and pleasant. Faix, I’d move away from it, if there was anny place I ‘d enjoy better. I ‘ve no heart except for me garden, me poor little crops is doing so well; thanks be to God, me cabbages is very fine. There does be those that overlooked me pumpkins for the poor cow; they ‘re no size at all wit’ so much rain.”