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Bobby And The Key-Hole: A Hoosier Fairy Tale
by
After trying to trap this key-hole in every way he could, he sat down on a stone and looked at it a minute, and then said very slowly: “Well, I never! That beats me all holler! What a funny thing a key-hole muth be.”
At last he noticed another key-hole in the rock, not far away, and concluded to try the key in that. The key went in without trouble, and Bob turned it round several times, until the iron key had turned to brass in his hands.
“The blamed thing ith turnin’ yaller!” cried little Towpate. You must excuse Bob’s language. You might have talked in the same way if you had been so lucky as to be born on the Indian Kaintuck.
Seeing that he could not open anything by turning the key round in this key-hole, since there was no door here, he thought he would now try what luck he might have with the “yaller” key in opening the door. The key-hole might admit a brass key. But what was his amazement to find on trying, that the key-hole which had run upward from an iron key, now ran down toward the bottom of the door. He pulled away the stones and stooped down till his head was near the ground, but the key-hole disappeared off the bottom of the door. When he gave up the chase it returned as before. Bobby worked himself into a great heat trying to catch it, but it was of no use.
Then he sat down again and stared at the door, and again he said slowly: “Well, I never, in all my born’d days! That beats me all holler! What a thing a keyhole ith! But that feller in town didn’t have no trouble.”
After thinking a while he looked at the key, and came to the conclusion that, as the key-hole went up from an iron key, and down from a brass one, that if he had one half-way between, he should have no trouble. “Thith key ith too awful yaller,” he said. “I’ll put it back and turn it half-way back, and then we’ll thee.”
So he stuck it into the key-hole and tried to turn it in the opposite direction to the way he had turned it before. But it would not turn to the left at all. So he let go and stood off looking at it a while, when, to his surprise, the key began turning to the right of its own accord. And as it turned it grew whiter, until it was a key of pure silver.
“Purty good for you, ole hoss,” said Bob, as he pulled out the bright silver key. “We’ll thee if you’re any better’n the black one and the yaller one.”
But neither would the silver one open the door; for the key-hole was as much afraid of it as of the brass one and the iron one. Only now it neither went up nor down, but first toward one side of the door and then toward the other, according to the way in which the key approached it. Bobby, after a while, went at it straight from the front, whereupon the key-hole divided into two parts–the one half running off the door to the right, the other to the left.
“Well, that’th ahead of my time,” said Bob. But he was by this time so much amused by the changes in the key and the antics of the nimble key-hole, that he did not care much whether the door opened or not. He waited until he had seen the truant key-hole take its place again, and then he took the silver key back to the other key-hole. As soon as he approached it the key leaped out of his hand, took its place in the key-hole, and began to turn swiftly round. When it stopped the silver had become gold.
“Yaller again, by hokey,” said Bob. And he took the gold key and went back, wondering what the key-hole would do now. But there was now no key-hole. It had disappeared entirely.