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Whereupon they took the hint and departed, assuring Andy, by way of farewell, that he was an unappreciative cuss and didn’t deserve any sympathy or sick-calls. They also condoled openly with Pink because he had been detailed as nurse, and advised him to sit right down on Andy if he got too sassy and haughty over being shot up by a real outlaw. They said that any fool could build himself a bunch of trouble with a homicidal lunatic like Blink, and it wasn’t anything to get vain over.

Pink slammed the door upon their jibes and offered Andy a cigarette he had just rolled; not that Andy was too sick to roll his own, but because Pink was notably soft-hearted toward a sick man and was prone to indulge himself in trifling attentions.

“Yuh don’t want to mind that bunch,” he placated. “They mean all right, but they just can’t help joshing a man to death.”

Andy accepted also a light for the cigarette, and smoked moodily. “It ain’t their joshing,” he explained after a minute “It’s puzzling over what I can’t understand that gets on my nerves. I can’t see through the thing, Pink, no way I look at it.”

“Looks plain enough to me,” Pink answered. “Uh course, it’s funny Blink should be the man, and be setting there listening–“

“Yes, but darn it all, Pink, there’s a funnier side to it than that, and it’s near driving me crazy trying to figure it out. Yuh needn’t tell anybody, Pink, but it’s like this: I was just merely and simply romancing when I told that there blood-curdling tale! I never was south uh the Wyoming line except when I was riding in a circus and toured through, and that’s the truth. I never was down in the San Simon basin. I never set on no pinnacle with no field glasses–” Andy stopped short his labored confession to gaze, with deep disgust, upon Pink’s convulsed figure. “Well,” he snapped, settling back on the pillow, “laugh, darn yuh! and show your ignorance! By gracious, I wish I could see the joke!” He reached up gingerly and readjusted the bandage on his head, eyed Pink sourly a moment, and with a grunt eloquent of the mood he was in turned his face to the wall.