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Blackgum Ag’in’ Thunder
by
“Mrs. Batterfield made no reply to this remark, but in her heart she said: ‘And I am thunder.’
“Early the next morning, long before the ordinary time for opening the library, Abner was at his post. He took the key from the concealed nail where Mr. Brownsill was wont to hang it. He opened the door and windows, as the librarian told him he must do; he swept the floor; he dusted the books; and then he took the water-pail, and proceeded to the pump hard by. He filled it, then he sat down and wiped his brow. He had done so much sitting down and brow-wiping in his life that it had become a habit with him, even when he was neither hot nor tired.
“This little library was certainly a very pleasant place in which to earn one’s living–ten thousand times more to his taste than the richest corn-field. Around the walls were book-shelves, some of them nearly filled with books, most of which, judging from their bindings, were of a sober if not a sombre turn of mind.
“‘Some of these days,’ said Abner, ‘I am goin’ to read those books; I never did have time to read books.’
“From the ceiling there hung, too high to be conveniently dusted, a few stuffed birds, and one small alligator. ‘Some of these days,’ said Abner to himself, ‘I am goin’ to get on a step-ladder and look at them birds and things; I never did properly know what they was.’
“Now footsteps were heard on the sidewalk, and Abner jumped up quickly and redusted a book upon the table. There entered two little girls, the elder one with her hair plaited down her back. They looked in surprise at Abner, who smiled.
“‘I guess you want to see Mr. Brownsill,’ he said. ‘Well, I am in his place now, and all you got to do is to tell me what book you want.’
“‘Please, sir,’ said the one with plaits, ‘mother wants to know if you can change a quarter of a dollar.’
“This proposed transaction seemed to Abner to be a little outside of a librarian’s business, but he put his hand in his pocket and said he would see. When he had extracted all the change that pocket contained he found that he was the owner of three nickels and five copper cents. He tried some other pockets, but there was no money in any of them. He was disappointed; he did not want to begin his intercourse with the townspeople by failing to do the first favor asked of him. He looked around the room; he rubbed his nose. In a moment an idea struck him.
“‘How much do you want to get out of this quarter?’ said he.
“‘Ten cents, sir,’ said the girl with the plaits. ‘The woman’s waitin’ fer it now.’
“‘I’ll tell you,’ said Abner, ‘what I can do. All I have got is twenty cents. Two of these nickels will do for the woman, and then for the other five cents you can take out a book for a week. A duodecimo volume for a week is five cents. Is there any duodecimo volume you would like?’
“The girl with the plaits said she didn’t know, and that all she wanted was change for a quarter.
“‘Which this will be,’ said Abner.
“Asking the little girls to follow him, he approached the book-shelves. ‘Now here’s something,’ said he, presently, taking down a book. ‘It’s Buck’s Theological Dictionary, and it’s got a lot of different things in it. Some of them your mother might like to read to you, and some of them she might like to read to herself. I once read one piece in that book myself. It is about the Inquisition, and when I began it I couldn’t stop until I got to the end of it. I guess your mother might like to read that, even if she don’t read it to you.’