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He gave a little shiver.

‘And yet–I don’t know. There’s something rather gruesome still to my near-artist soul in living in luxury on murdered piggies. Have you ever seen them persuading a pig to play the stellar role in a Boyd Premier Breakfast-Sausage? It’s pretty ghastly. They string them up by their hind legs, and–b-r-r-r-r!’

‘Never mind,’ said Elizabeth soothingly. ‘Perhaps they don’t mind it really.’

‘Well, I don’t know,’ said James Boyd, doubtfully. ‘I’ve watched them at it, and I’m bound to say they didn’t seem any too well pleased.’

‘Try not to think of it.’

‘Very well,’ said James dutifully.

There came a sudden shout from the floor above, and on the heels of it a shock-haired youth in pyjamas burst into the apartment.

‘Now what?’ said James. ‘By the way, Miss Herrold, my fiancee; Mr Briggs–Paul Axworthy Briggs, sometimes known as the Boy Novelist. What’s troubling you, Paul?’

Mr Briggs was stammering with excitement.

‘Jimmy,’ cried the Boy Novelist, ‘what do you think has happened! A black cat has just come into my apartment. I heard him mewing outside the door, and opened it, and he streaked in. And I started my new novel last night! Say, you do believe this thing of black cats bringing luck, don’t you?’

‘Luck! My lad, grapple that cat to your soul with hoops of steel. He’s the greatest little luck-bringer in New York. He was boarding with me till this morning.’

‘Then–by Jove! I nearly forgot to ask–your play was a hit? I haven’t seen the papers yet’

‘Well, when you see them, don’t read the notices. It was the worst frost Broadway has seen since Columbus’s time.’

‘But–I don’t understand.’

‘Don’t worry. You don’t have to. Go back and fill that cat with fish, or she’ll be leaving you. I suppose you left the door open?’

‘My God!’ said the Boy Novelist, paling, and dashed for the door.

‘Do you think Joseph will bring him luck?’ said Elizabeth, thoughtfully.

‘It depends what sort of luck you mean. Joseph seems to work in devious ways. If I know Joseph’s methods, Briggs’s new novel will be rejected by every publisher in the city; and then, when he is sitting in his apartment, wondering which of his razors to end himself with, there will be a ring at the bell, and in will come the most beautiful girl in the world, and then–well, then, take it from me, he will be all right.’

‘He won’t mind about the novel?’

‘Not in the least.’

‘Not even if it means that he will have to go away and kill pigs and things.’

‘About the pig business, dear. I’ve noticed a slight tendency in you to let yourself get rather morbid about it. I know they string them up by the hind-legs, and all that sort of thing; but you must remember that a pig looks at these things from a different standpoint. My belief is that the pigs like it. Try not to think of it.’

‘Very well,’ said Elizabeth, dutifully.