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“I don’t say that one or two people didn’t receive a little bit of a shock to their nerves,” said the visitor, thoughtfully. “One lady even stayed in bed next day. However, I made it all right with them. The company is very generous, and although of course there is no legal obligation, they made several of them a present of a few pounds, so that they could go away for a little change, or anything of that sort, to quiet their nerves.”
Mr. Scutts, who had been listening with closed eyes, opened them languidly and said, “Oh.”
“I gave one gentleman twen-ty pounds!” said the visitor, jingling some coins in his trouser-pocket. “I never saw a man so pleased and grateful in my life. When he signed the receipt for it–I always get them to sign a receipt, so that the company can see that I haven’t kept the money for myself–he nearly wept with joy.”
“I should think he would,” said Mr. Scutts, slowly–“if he wasn’t hurt.”
“You’re the last on my list,” said the other, hastily. He produced a slip of paper from his pocket-book and placed it on the small table, with a fountain pen. Then, with a smile that was both tender and playful, he plunged his hand in his pocket and poured a stream of gold on the table.
“What do you say to thir-ty pounds?” he said, in a hushed voice. “Thirty golden goblins?”
“What for?” inquired Mr. Scutts, with a notable lack of interest.
“For–well, to go away for a day or two,” said the visitor. “I find you in bed; it may be a cold or a bilious attack; or perhaps you had a little upset of the nerves when the trains kissed each other.”
“I’m in bed–because–I can’t walk-or stand,” said Mr. Scutts, speaking very distinctly. “I’m on my club, and if as ‘ow I get well in a day or two, there’s no reason why the company should give me any money. I’m pore, but I’m honest.”
“Take my advice as a friend,” said the other; “take the money while you can get it.”
He nodded significantly at Mr. Scutts and closed one eye. Mr. Scutts closed both of his.
“I ‘ad my back hurt in the collision,” he said, after a long pause. “I ‘ad to be helped ‘ome. So far it seems to get worse, but I ‘ope for the best.”
“Dear me,” said the visitor; “how sad! I suppose it has been coming on for a long time. Most of these back cases do. At least all the doctors say so.”
“It was done in the collision,” said Mr. Scutts, mildly but firmly. “I was as right as rain before then.”
The visitor shook his head and smiled. “Ah! you would have great difficulty in proving that,” he said, softly; “in fact, speaking as man to man, I don’t mind telling you it would be impossible. I’m afraid I’m exceeding my duty, but, as you’re the last on my list, suppose–suppose we say forty pounds. Forty! A small fortune.”
He added some more gold to the pile on the table, and gently tapped Mr. Scutts’s arm with the end of the pen.
“Good afternoon,” said the invalid.
The visitor, justly concerned at his lack of intelligence, took a seat on the edge of the bed and spoke to him as a friend and a brother, but in vain. Mr. Scutts reminded him at last that it was medicine-time, after which, pain and weakness permitting, he was going to try to get a little sleep.
“Forty pounds!” he said to his wife, after the official had departed. “Why didn’t ‘e offer me a bag o’ sweets?”
“It’s a lot o’ money,” said Mrs. Scutts, wistfully.
“So’s a thousand,” said her husband. “I ain’t going to ‘ave my back broke for nothing, I can tell you. Now, you keep that mouth o’ yours shut, and if I get it, you shall ‘ave a new pair o’ boots.”
“A thousand!” exclaimed the startled Mrs. Scutts. “Have you took leave of your senses, or what?”