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Lady Lawless smiled, and after a moment rejoined:

“Does it mean that he was mumming, as it were, like a conjurer?”

“Exactly. You are pretty smart, Lady Lawless; for I can see that, from your stand-point, it isn’t always easy to catch the meaning of sayings like that. But they do hit the case, don’t they?”

“They give a good deal of individuality to conversation,” was the vague reply. “What, do you think, is the chief lack in England?”

“Nerve and enterprise. But I’m not going to say you ought to have the same kind of nerve as ours. We are a different tribe, with different surroundings, and we don’t sit in the same kind of saddle. We ride for all we’re worth all the time. You sit back and take it easy. We are never satisfied unless we are behind a fast trotter; you are content with a good cob that steps high, tosses its head, and has an aristocratic stride.”

“Have you been in the country much?” she asked, without any seeming relevancy.

He was keen enough. He saw the veiled point of her question. “No: I’ve never been in the country here,” he said. “I suppose you mean that I don’t see or know England till I’ve lived there.”

“Quite so, Mr. Vandewaters.” She smiled to think what an undistinguished name it was. It suggested pumpkins in the front garden. Yet here its owner was perfectly at his ease, watching the scene before him with good-natured superiority. “London is English; but it is very cosmopolitan, you know,” she added; “and I fancy you can see it is not a place for fast trotters. The Park would be too crowded for that–even if one wished to drive a Maud S.”

He turned his slow keen eyes on her, and a smile broadened into a low laugh, out of which he said:

“What do you know of Maud S? I didn’t think you would be up in racing matters.”

“You forget that my husband is a traveller, and an admirer of Americans and things American.”

“That’s so,” he answered; “and a staving good traveller he is. You don’t catch him asleep, I can tell you, Lady Lawless. He has stuff in him.”

“The stuff to make a good American?”

“Yes; with something over. He’s the kind of Englishman that can keep cool when things are ticklish, and look as if he was in a parlour all the time. Americans keep cool, but look cheeky. O, I know that. We square our shoulders and turn out our toes, and push our hands into our pockets, and act as if we owned the world. Hello–by Jingo!” Then, apologetically: “I beg your pardon, Lady Lawless; it slipped.”

Lady Lawless followed Mr. Vandewaters’s glance, and saw, passing on her husband’s arm, a tall, fascinating girl. She smiled meaningly to herself, as she sent a quick quizzical look at the American, and said, purposely misinterpreting his exclamation: “I am not envious, Mr. Vandewaters.”

“Of course not. That’s a commoner thing with us than with you. American girls get more notice and attention from their cradles up, and they want it all along the line. You see, we’ve mostly got the idea that an Englishman expects from his wife what an American woman expects from her husband.”

“How do Americans get these impressions about us?”

“From our newspapers, I guess; and the newspapers take as the ground-work of their belief the Bow Street cases where Englishmen are cornered for beating their wives.”

“Suppose we were to judge of American Society by the cases in a Chicago Divorce Court?”

“There you have me on toast. That’s what comes of having a husband who takes American papers. Mind you, I haven’t any idea that the American papers are right. I’ve had a lot to do with newspapers, and they are pretty ignorant, I can tell you–cheap all round. What’s a newspaper, anyway, but an editor, more or less smart and overworked, with an owner behind him who has got some game on hand? I know: I’ve been there.”