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Andy, The Liar
by
It was Jack Bates who precipitated an open war by singing an adapted version of “Massa’s In the Cold, Cold Ground,” just when they were eating breakfast. As an alleged musical effort it was bad enough, but as a personal insult it was worse. One hesitates to repeat the doggerel, even in an effort to be exact. However, the chorus, bellowed shamelessly by Jack, was this:
“Down in the Bad-lands, hear that awful sound.
Andy Green is there a-weeping–”
Jack Bates got no further than that, for Andy first threw his plate at Jack and then landed upon him with much force and venom, so that Jack went backwards and waved long legs convulsively in the air, and the Happy Family stood around and howled their appreciation of the spectacle.
When it dawned upon them that Andy was very much in earnest, and that his fist was landing with unpleasant frequency just where it was most painful to receive it, they separated the two by main strength and argued loudly for peace. But Andy was thoroughly roused and would have none of it, and hurled at them profanity and insulting epithets, so that more than Jack Bates looked upon him with unfriendly eyes and said things which were not calculated to smooth roughened tempers.
“That’s a-plenty, now,” quelled Chip, laying detaining hand upon the nearest, who happened to be Andy himself. “You sound like a bunch of old women. What do you want to do the worst and quickest, Andy?–and I don’t mean killing off any of these alleged joshers, either.”
Andy clicked his teeth together, swallowed hard and slowly unclenched his hands and grinned; but the grin was not altogether a pleasant one, and the light of battle still shone in the big, gray eyes of him.
“You’re the boss,” he said, “but if yuh don’t like my plans you’ll just have one less to pay wages to. What I’m going to do is throw my saddle on my private horse and ride down into the Bad-lands and see for myself how the cards lay. Maybe it’s awful funny to the rest of yuh, but I’m takin’ it kinda serious, myself, and I’m going to find out how about it before I’m through. I can’t seem to think it’s a josh when some old mark makes a play like that fellow did, and tries to put a bullet into my carcass for riding the same trail he took. It’s me for the Bad-lands–and you can think what yuh damn’ please about it.”
Chip stood quite still till he was through, and eyed him sharply. “You better take old Buck to pack your blankets and grub,” he told him, in a matter-of-fact tone. “We’ll be swinging down that way in two or three days; by next Saturday you’ll find us camped at the mouth of Jump-off Coulee, if nothing happens. That’ll give you four days to prowl around. Come on, boys–we’ve got a big circle ahead of us this morning, and it’s going to be hot enough to singe the tails off our cayuses by noon.”
That, of course, settled the disturbance and set the official seal of approval upon Andy’s going; for Chip was too wise to permit the affair to grow serious, and perhaps lose a man as good as Andy; family quarrels had not been entirely unknown among the boys of the Flying U, and with tact they never had been more than a passing unpleasantness. So that, although Jack Bates swore vengeance and nursed sundry bruised spots on his face, and though Andy saddled, packed old Buck with his blankets and meager camp outfit and rode off sullenly with no word to anyone and only a scowling glance or two for farewell, Chip mounted and rode cheerfully away at the head of his Happy Family, worrying not at all over the outcome.
“I’ve got half a notion that Andy was telling the truth, after all,” he remarked to Weary when they were well away from camp. “It’s worth taking a chance on, anyhow–and when he comes back things will be smooth again.”