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“Well, I could do so onct,” stated Cephus in the manner of one who formerly had followed rough-riding for a calling, “but leadin’ a public life fur so long, lak I has, I ain’t had much time fur private pleasures. ‘Sides w’ich, ef I’m goin’ sound the notes I’ll be needin’ both hands free fur my instermint.”

“Puzzactly the same thought w’ich came to me, jes’ lak I’m tellin’ it to you,” agreed Cump. “It teks a musician to think of things w’ich an ordinary pusson wouldn’t never dream of. So, fur the las’ hour or so I been castin’ about in my mind an’ jes’ a minute ago the idee come to me. I feels shore I kin arrange wid a frien’ of mine to he’p us out. I s’pose you is acquainted with this yere Jeffy Poindexter?”

“I has met him,” said Cephus with chill creeping into his tones. “An’ I has observed him present yere the last two-three nights. But I ain’t aimin’ to ax no favors frum him.”

“You ain’t needin’ to,” said Cump. “I’ll ‘tend to that myse’f. Besides, Purfessor, you is sizin’ up Jeffy Poindexter wrong. He’s went an’ ‘sperienced a change of heart in his feelin’s tow’ds whut’s goin’ on yere. Furthermo'”–and here he favored his flattered listener with a confidential and a meaning wink–“he got sense ’nuff, Jeffy has, to know w’en he’s crowded plum out of the runnin’ by somebody w’ich is mo’ swiftly gaited ‘en whut he is, an’ natchelly he crave to stand in well wid a winner. Naw, suh, that Jeffy, he’d be most highly overjoyed to haul off an’ lend a helpin’ hand, ef by so doin’ he mout put you onder a favor to him.”

Cephus sniffed, half disarmed but wavering.

“Wharin’ could he he’p out? He ain’t ownin’ no private string of ridin’-hosses so fur ez I’ve took note of.”

“The w’ite man he wuks fur is got one an’ Jeffy gits the borrowin’ use of her–it’s a mare–w’enever he want to, ez I knows frum whut he tells me an’ frum whut I seen. Purfessor, that mare is jes’ natchelly ordained an’ cut out fur peradin’–broad ez a feather-tick, gentle ez the onborn lamb, an’ mouty nigh pyure white–perzactly the right color fur a gran’ marshal’s hoss. Crowds ain’t goin’ pester that lady-mare none. Music ain’t goin’ disturb her none whutsoever, neither.”

“Whut’s her reg’lar gait?”

“Her reg’lar gait is standin’ still. But w’en she’s travelin’ at her bestest speed she uses the cemetery walk. See that mare goin’ pas’ you w’en she’s in a hurry an’ you say to yo’se’f, you say, ‘Yere you is, bound fur de buryin’-groun’, but how come you got separated frum the hearse?’ Purfessor, that mare’s entitled Christian name is Mittie May. Did you ever hear of ary thing on fo’ laigs, ur two, w’ich answered to the name of Mittie May that wuz tricky?”

“Better be mouty sure,” said the cautious Cephus, concerned for the safety and dignity of the creature which he held most dear of all on this earth. “‘Member, I’ll be needin’ both hands free–‘twon’t be no time fur me to go jerkin’ on the reins w’en my saxophone is requirin’ to be played.”

“You’s right there,” agreed Cump. “Twouldn’t never do, neither, fur you to slip off an’ mebbe git yo’se’f crippled up. Whar would this yere pertracted meetin’ be then? Lemme think. Ah, hah! I got it–the notion jes’ come to me. Purfessor, listen yere.” He placed his lips close to the other’s ear and spoke perhaps fifty words in a confidential whisper. In token of approval and acquiescence the Professor warmly clasped the right hand of this forethoughted Glass.

After such a manner was Cephus Fringe, all unwittingly, thrust into the pit which had been digged for him.

At the point where the narrative was broken into for the interpolation of the episode now set forth, the head of the parade, as will be remembered, was just coming abreast of the old show-grounds. Now, the head of the parade was Cephus Fringe, and none other. One glance at him, upon a white steed, all glorious in high hat and frock coat and with that wide crimson sash dividing his torso in two parts, would have proved that to the most ignorant. As for his palfrey, she ambled along as though Eighth of August celebrations and a saxophone blaring between her drooping ears, and jubilating crowds and all that singing behind her, and all these carnival barkers shouting alongside her, had been her daily portion since first she was foaled into the world. The compound word lady-like would be the word fittest to describe her.