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The truth of it was Florian Sykes had been born in Kenosha, Wisconsin. At the age of three he had been brought to New York by a pair of inexpert and migratory parents. Their reasons for migrating need not concern us. They must, indeed, have been bad reasons. For Florian, at thirteen, a spindle-legged errand-boy in over-size knickers, a cold sore on his lip, and shoes chronically in need of resoling, had started to work for the great sporting goods store of Inverness & Heath.

Now, at twenty-nine, he was head of the fifth floor. The cold sore had vanished permanently under a regime of health-food, dumb-bells, and icy plunges. The shoes were bench-made and flawless. If the legs still were somewhat spindling their correctly creased casings hid the fact.

There’s little doubt that if Florian had been named Bill, and if the calves of his legs had bulged, and if, in his youth, he had gone to work for a wholesale grocer, he would never have forged for himself a coat of mail whose links were pretense and whose bolts were sham. He probably would have been frankly content with the sight of an occasional ball-game out at the Polo Grounds, and the newspaper bulletins of a prizefight by rounds. But here he was at the base that supplied America’s outdoor equipment. He who outfitted mountaineers must speak knowingly of glaciers, chasms, crevices, and peaks. He who advised canoeists must assume wisdom of paddles, rapids, currents, and portages. He whose sleeping hours were spangled with the clang of the street cars must counsel such hardy ones as were preparing cheerfully to seek rest rolled in blankets before a camp-fire’s dying embers. And so, slowly, year by year, in his rise from errand to stock boy, from stock boy to clerk, from clerk to assistant manager, thence to his present official position, he had built about himself a tissue of innocent lies. He actually believed them himself.

Sometimes a customer who in June had come in to purchase his vacation supplies with the city pallor upon him, returned in September, brown, hard, energized, to thank Florian for the comfort of the outfit supplied him.

“I just want to tell you, Sykes, that that was a great little outfit you sold me. Yessir! Not a thing too much, and not a thing too little, either. Remember how I kicked about that air mattress? Well, say, it saved my life! I slept like a baby every night. And the trip! You’ve been there, haven’t you?”

Florian would smile and nod his head. His grateful customer would clap him on the shoulder. “Some pebble, that mountain!”

“Get to the top?” Florian would ask.

“Well, we didn’t do the peak. That is, not right to the top. Started to a couple of times, but the girls got tired, and we didn’t want to leave ’em alone. Pretty stiff climb, let me tell you, young feller.”

“You should have made the top.”

“Been up, have you?”

“A dozen times.”

“Oh, well, that’s your business, you might say. Next time, maybe, we’ll do it. The missus says she wants to go back there every year.”

Florian would shake his head. “Oh, you don’t want to do that. Have you been out to Glacier? Have you done the Yellowstone on horseback? Ever been down the Grand Canyon?”

“Why–no–but—-“

“You’ve got a few thrills coming to you then.”

The sunburned traveller would flush mahogany. “That’s all right for you to say. But I’m no chamois. But it was a great trip, just the same. I want to thank you.”

Then, for example, Florian’s clothes. He had adopted that careful looseness–that ease of fit–that skilful sloppiness–which is the last word in masculine sartorial smartness. In talking he dropped his final g’s and said “sportin'” and “mountain climbin'” and “shootin’.” From June until September he wore those Norfolk things with bow ties, and his shirt patterns were restrained to the point of austerity. A signet ring with a large scrolled monogram on the third finger of his right hand was his only ornament, and he had worn a wrist watch long before the War. He had never seen a mountain. The ocean meant Coney Island. He breakfasted at Child’s. He spent two hours over the Sunday papers. He was a Tittlebat Titmouse without the whiskers. And Myra loved him.