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‘Didn’t expect you back, sir,’ said Wilson.

For the first time in the history of their acquaintance his accustomed calm seemed somewhat ruffled.

‘So I should think,’ said Rollo. ‘I believe you, by George!’

‘You had better explain, Jim,’ said a dispassionate voice from the end of the table.

Wilson stepped aside.

‘My wife, sir,’ he said, apologetically, but with pride.

‘Your wife!’

‘We were married this morning, sir.’

The lady nodded cheerfully at Rollo. She was small and slight, with an impudent nose and a mass of brown hair.

‘Awfully glad to meet you,’ she said, cracking a walnut.

Rollo gaped.

She looked at him again.

‘We’ve met, haven’t we? Oh yes, I remember. We met at lunch once. And you sent me some flowers. It was ever so kind of you,’ she said, beaming.

She cracked another nut. She seemed to consider that the introductions were complete and that formality could now be dispensed with once more. She appeared at peace with all men.

The situation was slipping from Rollo’s grip. He continued to gape.

Then he remembered his grievance.

‘I think you might have let me know you weren’t coming to supper.’

‘Supper?’

‘I sent a note to the theatre this afternoon.’

‘I haven’t been to the theatre today. They let me off because I was going to be married. I’m so sorry. I hope you didn’t wait long.’

Rollo’s resentment melted before the friendliness of her smile.

‘Hardly any time,’ he said, untruthfully.

‘If I might explain, sir,’ said Wilson.

‘By George! If you can, you’ll save me from a brainstorm. Cut loose, and don’t be afraid you’ll bore me. You won’t.’

‘Mrs Wilson and I are old friends, sir. We come from the same town. In fact–‘

Rollo’s face cleared.

‘By George! Market what’s-its-name! Why, of course. Then she–‘

‘Just so, sir. If you recollect, you asked me once if I had ever been in love, and I replied in the affirmative.’

‘And it was–‘

‘Mrs Wilson and I were engaged to be married before either of us came to London. There was a misunderstanding, which was entirely my–‘

‘Jim! It was mine.’

‘No, it was all through my being a fool.’

‘It was not. You know it wasn’t!’

Rollo intervened.

‘Well?’

‘And when you sent me with the flowers, sir–well, we talked it over again, and–that was how it came about, sir.’

The bride looked up from her walnuts.

‘You aren’t angry?’ she smiled up at Rollo.

‘Angry?’ He reflected. Of course, it was only reasonable that he should be a little–well, not exactly angry, but–And then for the first time it came to him that the situation was not entirely without its compensations. Until that moment he had completely forgotten Mr Galloway.

‘Angry?’ he said. ‘Great Scott, no! Jolly glad I came back in time to get a bit of the wedding-breakfast. I want it, I can tell you. I’m hungry. Here we all are, eh? Let’s enjoy ourselves. Wilson, old scout, bustle about and give us your imitation of a bridegroom mixing a “B. and S.” for the best man. Mrs Wilson, if you’ll look in at the theatre tomorrow you’ll find one or two small wedding presents waiting for you. Three bouquets–they’ll be a bit withered, I’m afraid–a bracelet, and a gold Billiken with ruby eyes. I hope he’ll bring you luck. Oh, Wilson!’

‘Sir?’

‘Touching this little business–don’t answer if it’s a delicate question, but I should like to know–I suppose you didn’t try the schedule. What? More the Market Thingummy method, eh? The one you described to me?’

‘Market Bumpstead, sir?’ said Wilson. ‘On those lines.’

Rollo nodded thoughtfully.

‘It seems to me,’ he said, ‘they know a thing or two down in Market Bumpstead.’

‘A very rising little place, sir,’ assented Wilson.