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Pretty soon afterwards they came to a low door, where the Sultana whistled three times and kicked at the panels. It soon yielded, disclosing two gigantic Nubian eunuchs, black as the ace of clubs, who stared at first, but when shown a very cleverly-executed signet-ring of paste, knocked their heads against the ground with respectful violence. Then one of them consulted a thick book, and took from a secret drawer two metal badges numbered 7,394 and 7,395, which he fastened about the necks of the now frightened girls, who had just observed that the Sultana had vanished. The numbers on the badges showed that this would be a very crowded ball.

The other black now advanced with a measuring tape, and began gravely measuring Djainan from head to heel. She ventured to ask the sable guardian with what article of dress she was to be fitted.

“Bedad, thin, av ye must know,” said he, grinning, “it is to be a sack.”

“What! a sacque for a ball?”

“Indade, it’s right ye are, mavourneen; it is fer a ball–fer a cannon-ball–as will make yer purty body swim to the bothom nately as ony shtone.”

And the eunuch toyed lovingly with his measuring-tape, which the wretched girls now observed was singularly like a bow-string.

“O, sister,” shrieked Djainan, “this is–“

“O, sister,” shrieked Djulya, “this is–“

“That horrid–“

“That horrid–“

“Harem!”

It was even so. A minute later the betrayed maidens were carried, feet-foremost-and-fainting, through a particularly dirty portal, over which gleamed the infernal legend: “Who enters here leaves soap behind!” I wash my hands of them.

Next morning the following “personal” appeared in the “Levant Herald:”

“P-ll-m-r-r.–All is over. The S-lt-n cleared his shelves of the old stock at midnight. If you purchased the Circ-n B-ties with the money I advanced, be sure you don’t keep them too long on hand. Prices are sure to fall when I have done buying for the H-r-m. Meet me at time and place agreed upon, and divide profits. G–d V–r.”