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“He’s our Guardy. Isn’t he a chook?”

That rumbling whisper like “Scratch a Poll, Poll!” recurring to Bob Pillin, he said with reservation:

“You know him better than I do.” “Oh! Aren’t you his grandson, or something?”

Bob Pillin did not cross himself.

“Lord! No! My dad’s an old friend of his; that’s all.”

“Is your dad like him?”

“Not much.”

“What a pity! It would have been lovely if they’d been Tweedles.”

Bob Pillin thought: ‘This bit is something new. I wonder what her Christian name is.’ And he said:

“What did your godfather and godmothers in your baptism—?”

The girl laughed; she seemed to laugh at everything.

“Phyllis.”

Could he say: “Is my only joy”? Better keep it! But-for what? He wouldn’t see her again if he didn’t look out! And he said:

“I live at the last house in the park-the red one. D’you know it? Where do you?”

“Oh! a long way–23, Millicent Villas. It’s a poky little house. I hate it. We have awful larks, though.”

“Who are we?”

“Mother, and myself, and Jock–he’s an awful boy. You can’t conceive what an awful boy he is. He’s got nearly red hair; I think he’ll be just like Guardy when he gets old. He’s awful!”

Bob Pillin murmured:

“I should like to see him.”

“Would you? I’ll ask mother if you can. You won’t want to again; he goes off all the time like a squib.” She threw back her head, and again Bob Pillin felt a little giddy. He collected himself, and drawled:

“Are you going in to see your Guardy?”

“No. Mother’s got something special to say. We’ve never been here before, you see. Isn’t he fun, though?”

“Fun!”

“I think he’s the greatest lark; but he’s awfully nice to me. Jock calls him the last of the Stoic’uns.”

A voice called from old Heythorp’s den:

“Phyllis!” It had a particular ring, that voice, as if coming from beautifully formed red lips, of which the lower one must curve the least bit over; it had, too, a caressing vitality, and a kind of warm falsity.

The girl threw a laughing look back over her shoulder, and vanished through the door into the room.

Bob Pillin remained with his back to the fire and his puppy round eyes fixed on the air that her figure had last occupied. He was experiencing a sensation never felt before. Those travels with a lady of Spain, charitably conceded him by old Heythorp, had so far satisfied the emotional side of this young man; they had stopped short at Brighton and Scarborough, and been preserved from even the slightest intrusion of love. A calculated and hygienic career had caused no anxiety either to himself or his father; and this sudden swoop of something more than admiration gave him an uncomfortable choky feeling just above his high round collar, and in the temples a sort of buzzing–those first symptoms of chivalry. A man of the world does not, however, succumb without a struggle; and if his hat had not been out of reach, who knows whether he would not have left the house hurriedly, saying to himself: “No, no, my boy; Millicent Villas is hardly your form, when your intentions are honourable”? For somehow that round and laughing face, bob of glistening hair, those wide-opened grey eyes refused to awaken the beginnings of other intentions–such is the effect of youth and innocence on even the steadiest young men. With a kind of moral stammer, he was thinking: ‘Can I–dare I offer to see them to their tram? Couldn’t I even nip out and get the car round and send them home in it? No, I might miss them–better stick it out here! What a jolly laugh! What a tipping face–strawberries and cream, hay, and all that! Millicent Villas!’ And he wrote it on his cuff.

The door was opening; he heard that warm vibrating voice: “Come along, Phyllis!”–the girl’s laugh so high and fresh: “Right-o! Coming!” And with, perhaps, the first real tremor he had ever known, he crossed to the front door. All the more chivalrous to escort them to the tram without a hat! And suddenly he heard: “I’ve got your hat, young man!” And her mother’s voice, warm, and simulating shock: “Phyllis, you awful gairl! Did you ever see such an awful gairl; Mr.—“