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“I don’t know be buttoned-in-back dresses the style this year,” ventured Yetta. The same misgiving had visited Eva, but she thrust it loyally from her.

“They’re the latest,” she declared.

“It’s good they’re the style,” sighed Yetta. “Mine dress is a buttoned-in-back-dress, too. On’y I loses me the buttons from off of it. I guess maybe I sews ’em on again. Teacher could to have, maybe, kind feelings, sooner she sees how I puts me on mit buttons on mine back und–“

“Sure could she!” interrupted the sustaining Eva.

“Could she have kind feelings sooner I puts me on clean mit buttons on mine back und makes all things what is nice fer me? Oh, Eva, could she have feelin’s over me?”

“Sure could she,” cried Eva. “Sooner you makes all them things she could to make you, maybe, monitors off of somethings.”

“Be you monitors?” demanded Yetta in sudden awe.

“Off of pencils. Ain’t you seen how I gives ’em out and takes ’em up? She gives me too a piece of paper mit writings on it. Sooner I shows it on the big boys what stands by the door in the yard, sooner they lets me I should come right up by Teacher’s room. You could to look on it.” And, after unfolding countless layers of paper and of cheese-cloth handkerchief, she exhibited her talisman. It was an ordinary visiting card with a line of writing under its neatly engraved “Miss Constance Bailey,” and Yetta regarded it with envying eyes.

“What does it says?” she asked.

“Well,” admitted Eva with reluctant candour, “I couldn’t to read them words but I guess it says I should come all places what I wants the while I’m good girls.”

“Can you go all places where you wants mit it?”

“Sure could you.”

“On theaytres?”

“Sure.”

“On the Central Park?”

“Sure.”

“On the country? Oh I guess you couldn’t to go on the country mit it?”

“Sure could you. All places what you wants you could to go sooner Missis Bailey writes on papers how you is good girls.”

“Oh, how I likes she should write like that fer me. Oh, how I likes I should be monitors off of somethings.”

“I tell you what you want to do: wash your hands!” cried Eva, with sudden inspiration. “She’s crazy for what is clean. You wash your hands und your face. She could to have feelin’s.”

For some mornings thereafter Yetta was clean–and late. Miss Bailey overlooked the cleanliness, but noted the tardiness, and treated the offender with some of “the mads ‘out sayin’ nothings” which Sadie had predicted. Still, the “cop mit buttons und clubs” did not appear, though Yetta lived in constant terror and expected that every opening of the door would disclose that dread avenger.

On the fourth morning of her ablutions Yetta reached Room 18 while a reading lesson was absorbing Teacher’s attention:

“Powers above!” ejaculated Patrick Brennan, with all the ostentatious virtue of the recently reformed, “here’s that new kid late again!”

The new kid, in copious tears, encountered one of the “long-mad-proud-looks” and cringed.

“Why are you late?” demanded Miss Bailey.

“I washes me the face,” whimpered the culprit, and the eyes with which she regarded Eva Gonorowsky added tearfully: “Villain behold your work!”

“So I see, but that is no reason for being late. You have been late twice a day, morning and afternoon, for the last three days and your only excuse has been that you were washing your face. Which is no excuse at all.”

“I tells you ‘scuse,” pleaded Yetta. “I tells you ‘scuse.”

“Very well, I’ll forgive you to-day. I suppose I must tolerate you.”

“No-o-oh ma’an, Teacher, Missis Bailey, don’t you do it,” screamed Yetta in sudden terror. “I’d have a awful frightened over it. I swear, I kiss up to God, I wouldn’t never no more come late on the school. I don’t needs nobody should make nothings like that mit me.”

“Oh, it’s not so bad,” Miss Bailey reassured her. “And you must expect something to happen if you will come late to school for no reason at all.”