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A Jack and Jill of the Sierras
by
“That was only his excuse–mere flap-doodle!” interrupted the pessimistic Jerrold. “He was foolin’ you; he’d heard of suthin better! The idea of calling that affair an ‘accident,’ or one that would stop any man who meant business!”
Bray had become uneasily conscious. “What was the accident?” he asked.
“A d—-d fool woman’s accident,” broke in the misogynist Parkhurst, “and it’s true! That’s what makes it so cussed mean. For there’s allus a woman at the bottom of such things–bet your life! Think of ’em comin’ here. Thar ought to be a law agin it.”
“But what was it?” persisted Bray, becoming more apprehensive.
“Why, what does that blasted fool of a capitalist do but bring with him his daughter and auntie to ‘see the wonderful scenery with popa dear!’ as if it was a cheap Sunday-school panorama! And what do these chuckle-headed women do but get off the coach and go to wanderin’ about, and playin’ ‘here we go round the mulberry bush’ until one of ’em tumbles down a ravine. And then there’s a great to do! and ‘dear popa’ was up and down the road yellin’ ‘Me cheyld! me cheyld!’ And then there was camphor and sal volatile and eau de cologne to be got, and the coach goes off, and ‘popa dear’ gets left, and then has to hurry off in a buggy to catch it. So WE get left too, just because that God-forsaken fool, Neworth, brings his women here.”
Under this recital poor Bray sat as completely crushed as when the fair daughter of Neworth had descended upon his shoulders at the spring. He saw it all! HIS was the fault. It was HIS delay and dalliance with her that had checked Neworth’s visit; worse than that, it was his subsequent audacity and her defense of him that would probably prevent any renewal of the negotiations. He had shipwrecked his partners’ prospects in his absurd vanity and pride! He did not dare to raise his eyes to their dejected faces. He would have confessed everything to them, but the same feeling of delicacy for her which had determined him to keep her adventures to himself now forever sealed his lips. How might they not misconstrue his conduct–and HERS! Perhaps something of this was visible in his face.
“Come, old man,” said the cheerful misogynist, with perfect innocence, “don’t take it so hard. Some time in a man’s life a woman’s sure to get the drop on him, as I said afore, and this yer woman’s got the drop on five of us! But–hallo, Ned, old man–what’s the matter with your head?” He laid his hand gently on the matted temple of his younger partner.
“I had–a slip–on the trail,” he stammered. “Had to go back again for another pailful. That’s what delayed me, you know, boys,” he added. “But it’s nothing!”
“Nothing!” ejaculated Parkhurst, clapping him on the back and twisting him around by the shoulders so that he faced his companions. “Nothing! Look at him, gentlemen; and he says it’s ‘nothing.’ That’s how a MAN takes it! HE didn’t go round yellin’ and wringin’ his hands and sayin’ ‘Me pay-l! me pay-l!’ when it spilt! He just humped himself and trotted back for another. And yet every drop of water in that overset bucket meant hard work and hard sweat, and was as precious as gold.”
Luckily for Bray, whose mingled emotions under Parkhurst’s eloquence were beginning to be hysterical, the foreman interrupted.
“Well, boys! it’s time we got to work again, and took another heave at the old ledge! But now that this job of Neworth’s is over–I don’t mind tellin’ ye suthin.” As their leader usually spoke but little, and to the point, the four men gathered around him. “Although I engineered this affair, and got it up, somehow, I never SAW that Neworth standing on this ledge! No, boys! I never saw him HERE.” The look of superstition which Bray and the others had often seen on this old miner’s face, and which so often showed itself in his acts, was there. “And though I wanted him to come, and allowed to have him come, I’m kinder relieved that he didn’t, and so let whatsoever luck’s in the air come to us five alone, boys, just as we stand.”