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“Phe-e-e-e-w!” whistled somebody.

“Fact! gentlemen. Well, what I was to do I didn’t know–rifle empty, no big trees about, and a murdering red Indian not three hundred yards in my rear; and, what was worse, just then it occurred to me that I was not a great ways from a big creek, (now called Mill Creek,) and there I should be pinned at last.

“Just at this juncture I struck my toe against a root, and down I tumbled, and my old dog over me. Before I could scrabble up–“

“The Indian fired!” gasped the old woodsman.

“He did, gentlemen, and I felt the ball strike me under the shoulder; but that didn’t seem to put any embargo upon my locomotion, for as soon as I got up I took off again, quite freshened by my fall! I heard the red skin close behind me coming booming on, and every minute I expected to have his tomahawk dashed into my head or shoulders.

“Something kind of cool began to trickle down my legs into my boots–“

“Blood, eh? for the shot the varmint gin you,” said the old woodsman, in a great state of excitement.

“I thought so,” said the Senator, “but what do you think it was?”

Not being blood, we were all puzzled to know what the blazes it could be. When Riley observed–

“I suppose you had–“

“Melted the deer fat which I had stuck in the breast of my hunting shirt, and the grease was running down my legs until my feet got so greasy that my heavy boots flew off, and one hitting the dog, nearly knocked his brains out.”

We all grinned, which the “member” noticing, observed–

“I hope, gentlemen, no man here will presume to think I’m exaggerating?”

“O, certainly not! Go on, Mr. —-,” we all chimed in.

“Well, the ground under my feet was soft, and being relieved of my heavy boots, I put off with double quick time, and seeing the creek about half a mile off, I ventured to look over my shoulder to see what kind of a chance there was to hold up and load. The red skin was coming jogging along pretty well blowed out, about five hundred yards in the rear. Thinks I, here goes to load any how. So at it I went–in went the powder, and putting on my patch, down went the ball about half-way, and off snapped my ramrod!”

“Thunder and lightning!” shouted the old woodsman, who was worked up to the top-notch in the “member’s” story.

“Good gracious! wasn’t I in a pickle! There was the red whelp within two hundred yards of me, pacing along and loading up his rifle as he came! I jerked out the broken ramrod, dashed it away and started on, priming up as I cantered off, determined to turn and give the red skin a blast any how, as soon as I reached the creek.

“I was now within a hundred yards of the creek, could see the smoke from the settlement chimneys; a few more jumps and I was by the creek. The Indian was close upon me–he gave a whoop, and I raised my rifle; on he came, knowing that I had broken my ramrod and my load not down; another whoop! whoop! and he was within fifty yards of me! I pulled trigger, and–“

“And killed him ?” chuckled Riley.

“No, sir! I missed fire!”

“And the red skin–” shouted the old woodsman in a phrenzy of excitement–

” Fired and killed me! “

The screams and shouts that followed this finale brought landlord Noble, servants and hostlers, running up stairs to see if the house was on fire!