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Consequently, he was dear to the heart of the Consolidated Press, and, as a “safe” man, was sent to the beautiful harbor of Santiago– to a spot where there were war-ships cleared for action, Cubans in ambush, naked marines fighting for a foothold at Guantanamo, palm- trees and coral-reefs–in order that he might look for “facts.”

There was not a newspaper man left at Key West who did not writhe with envy and anger when he heard of it. When the wire was closed for the night, and they had gathered at Josh Kerry’s, Keating was the storm-centre of their indignation.

“What a chance!” they protested. “What a story! It’s the chance of a lifetime.” They shook their heads mournfully and lashed themselves with pictures of its possibilities.

“And just fancy its being wasted on old Keating,” said the Journal man. “Why, everything’s likely to happen out there, and whatever does happen, he’ll make it read like a Congressional Record. Why, when I heard of it I cabled the office that if the paper would send me I’d not ask for any salary for six months.”

“And Keating’s kicking because he has to go,” growled the Sun man. “Yes, he is, I saw him last night, and he was sore because he’d just moved his wife down here. He said if he’d known this was coming he’d have let her stay in New York. He says he’ll lose money on this assignment, having to support himself and his wife in two different places.”

Norris, “the star man” of the World, howled with indignation.

“Good Lord!” he said, “is that all he sees in it? Why, there never was such a chance. I tell you, some day soon all of those war-ships will let loose at each other and there will be the best story that ever came over the wire, and if there isn’t, it’s a regular loaf anyway. It’s a picnic, that’s what it is, at the expense of the Consolidated Press. Why, he ought to pay them to let him go. Can’t you see him, confound him, sitting under a palm-tree in white flannels, with a glass of Jamaica rum in his fist, while we’re dodging yellow fever on this coral-reef, and losing our salaries on a crooked roulette-wheel.”

“I wonder what Jamaica rum is like as a steady drink,” mused the ex- baseball reporter, who had been converted into a war-correspondent by the purchase of a white yachting-cap.

“It won’t be long before Keating finds out,” said the Journal man.

“Oh, I didn’t know that,” ventured the new reporter, who had just come South from Boston. “I thought he didn’t drink. I never see Keating in here with the rest of the boys.”

“You wouldn’t,” said Norris. “He only comes in here by himself, and he drinks by himself. He’s one of those confidential drunkards, You give some men whiskey, and it’s like throwing kerosene on a fire, isn’t it? It makes them wave their arms about and talk loud and break things, but you give it to another man and it’s like throwing kerosene on a cork mat. It just soaks in. That’s what Keating is. He’s a sort of a cork mat.”

“I shouldn’t think the C. P. would stand for that,” said the Boston man.

“It wouldn’t, if it ever interfered with his work, but he’s never fallen down on a story yet. And the sort of stuff he writes is machine-made; a man can write C. P. stuff in his sleep.”

One of the World men looked up and laughed.

“I wonder if he’ll run across Channing out there,” he said. The men at the table smiled, a kindly, indulgent smile. The name seemed to act upon their indignation as a shower upon the close air of a summer-day. “That’s so,” said Norris. “He wrote me last month from Port-au-Prince that he was moving on to Jamaica. He wrote me from that club there at the end of the wharf. He said he was at that moment introducing the President to a new cocktail, and as he had no money to pay his passage to Kingston he was trying to persuade him to send him on there as his Haitian Consul. He said in case he couldn’t get appointed Consul, he had an offer to go as cook on a fruit- tramp.”