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Pinch-a-Penny had the pork, too. And he had the sweetness and the tea. And he had the shoes and the clothes and the patent medicines. And he had the twine and the salt. And he had all the cash there was at Gingerbread Cove. And he had the schooner that fetched in the supplies and carried away the fish to the St. John’s markets. He was the only trader at Gingerbread Cove; his storehouses and shop was fair jammed with the things the folk of Gingerbread Cove couldn’t do without and wasn’t able to get nowhere else. So, all in all, Pinch-a-Penny Peter could make trouble for the folk that made trouble for he. And the folk grumbled. By times, ecod, they grumbled like the devil of a fine Sunday morning! But ’twas all they had the courage to do. And Pinch-a-Penny let un grumble away. The best cure for grumbling, says he, was to give it free course. If a man could speak out in meeting, says he, he’d work no mischief in secret.

“Sea-lawyers, eh?” says Peter. “Huh! What you fellers want, anyhow? Huh? You got everything now that any man could expect. Isn’t you housed? Isn’t you fed? Isn’t you clothed? Isn’t you got a parson and a schoolmaster? Damme, I believes you wants a doctor settled in the harbor! A doctor! An’ ’tisn’t two years since I got you your schoolmaster! Queer times we’re havin’ in the outports these days, with every harbor on the coast wantin’ a doctor within hail. You’re well enough done by at Gingerbread Cove. None better nowhere. An’ why? Does you ever think o’ that? Why? Because I got my trade here. An’ think o’ me ! Damme, if ar a one o’ you had my brain-labor t’ do, you’d soon find out what harsh labor was like. What with bad debts an’ roguery an’ failed seasons an’ creditors t’ St. John’s I’m hard put to it t’ keep my seven senses. An’ small thanks I gets–me that keeps this harbor alive, in famine an’ plenty. ‘Tis the business I haves that keeps you. You make trouble for my business, ecod, an’ you’ll come t’ starvation! Now, you mark me!”

There would be a scattered time when Pinch-a-Penny would yield an inch. Oh, ay! I’ve knowed Pinch-a-Penny to drop the price of stick-candy when he had put the price of flour too high for anybody’s comfort.

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Well, now, Long Tom Lane, of Gingerbread Cove, had a conscience, too. But ’twas a common conscience. Most men haves un. And they’re irksome enough for some. ‘Twas not like Pinch-a-Penny Peter’s conscience. Nothing useful ever come of it. ‘Twas like yours and mine. It troubled Tom Lane to be honest and it kept him poor. All Tom Lane’s conscience ever aggravated him to do was just to live along in a religious sort of fashion and rear his family and be decently stowed away in the graveyard when his time was up if the sea didn’t cotch un first. But ’twas a busy conscience for all that–and as sharp as a fish-prong. No rest for Tom Lane if he didn’t fatten his wife and crew of little lads and maids! No peace of mind for Tom if he didn’t labor! And so Tom labored and labored and labored. Dawn to dusk his punt was on the grounds off Lack-a-Day Head, taking fish from the sea to be salted and dried and passed into Pinch-a-Penny’s storehouses.

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When Tom Lane was along about fourteen years old his father died. ‘Twas of a Sunday afternoon that we stowed un away. I mind the time: spring weather and a fair day, with the sun low, and the birds twittering in the alders just afore turning in.