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A Christmas Carol
by
Heres Martha, mother! said a girl, appearing as she spoke.
Heres Martha, mother! cried the two young Cratchits. Hurrah! Theres sucha goose, Martha!
Why, bless your heart alive, my dear, how late you are! said Mrs Cratchit, kissing her a dozen times, and taking off her shawl and bonnet for her with officious zeal.
Wed a deal of work to finish up last night, replied the girl, and had to clear away this morning, mother!
Well! never mind so long as you are come, said Mrs Cratchit. Sit ye down before the fire, my dear, and have a warm, Lord bless ye!
No, no! Theres father coming, cried the two young Cratchits, who were everywhere at once. Hide, Martha, hide!
So Martha hid herself, and in came little Bob, the father, with at least three feet of comforter, exclusive of the fringe, hanging down before him, and his threadbare clothes darned up and brushed to look seasonable, and Tiny Tim upon his shoulder. Alas for Tiny Tim, he bore a little crutch, and had his limbs supported by an iron frame!
Why, wheres our Martha? cried Bob Cratchit, looking round.
Not coming, said Mrs Cratchit.
Not coming! said Bob, with a sudden declension in his high spirits; for he had been Tims blood-horse all the way from church, and had come home rampant. Not coming upon Christmas Day!
Martha didnt like to see him disappointed, if it were only in joke; so she came out prematurely from behind the closet door, and ran into his arms, while the two young Cratchits hustled Tiny Tim, and bore him off into the wash-house, that he might hear the pudding singing in the copper.
And how did little Tim behave? asked Mrs Cratchit when she had rallied Bob on his credulity, and Bob had hugged his daughter to his hearts content.
As good as gold, said Bob, and better. Somehow, he gets thoughtful, sitting by himself so much, and thinks the strangest things you ever heard. He told me, coming home, that he hoped the people saw him in the church, because he was a cripple, and it might be pleasant to them to remember upon Christmas Day who made lame beggars walk and blind men see.
Bobs voice was tremulous when he told them this, and trembled more when he said that Tiny Tim was growing strong and hearty.
His active little crutch was heard upon the floor, and back came Tiny Tim before another word was spoken, escorted by his brother and sister to his stool beside the fire; and while Bob, turning up his cuffs as if, poor fellow, they were capable of being made more shabby compounded some hot mixture in a jug with gin and lemons, and stirred it round and round, and put it on the hob to simmer, Master Peter and the two ubiquitous young Cratchits went to fetch the goose, with which they soon returned in high procession.
Such a bustle ensued that you might have thought a goose the rarest of all birds; a feathered phenomenon, to which a black swan was a matter of course and, in truth, it was something very like it in that house. Mrs Cratchit made the gravy (ready beforehand in a little saucepan) hissing hot; Master Peter mashed the potatoes with incredible vigour; Miss Belinda sweetened up the apple sauce; Martha dusted the hot plates; Bob took Tiny Tim beside him in a tiny corner at the table; the two young Cratchits set chairs for everybody, not forgetting themselves, and, mounting guard upon their posts, crammed spoons into their mouths, lest they should shriek for goose before their turn came to be helped. At last the dishes were set on, and grace was said. It was succeeded by a breathless pause, as Mrs Cratchit, looking slowly all along the carving-knife, prepared to plunge it in the breast; but when she did, and when the long- expected gush of stuffing issued forth, one murmur of delight arose all round the board, and even Tiny Tim, excited by the two young Cratchits, beat on the table with the handle of his knife and feebly cried Hurrah!