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A Bush League Hero
by
For two weeks after her return Ivy spent most of her time writing letters and waiting for them, and reading the classics on the front porch, dressed in a middy blouse and a blue skirt, with her hair done in a curly Greek effect like the girls on the covers of the Ladies’ Magazine. She posed against the canvas bosom of the porch chair with one foot under her, the other swinging free, showing a tempting thing in beaded slipper, silk stocking, and what the story writers call “slim ankle.”
On the second Saturday after her return her father came home for dinner at noon, found her deep in Volume Two of “Les Miserables.”
“Whew! This is a scorcher!” he exclaimed, and dropped down on a wicker chair next to Ivy. Ivy looked at her father with languid interest, and smiled a daughterly smile. Ivy’s father was an insurance man, alderman of his ward, president of the Civic Improvement club, member of five lodges, and an habitual delegate. It generally was he who introduced distinguished guests who spoke at the opera house on Decoration Day. He called Mrs. Keller “Mother,” and he wasn’t above noticing the fit of a gown on a pretty feminine figure. He thought Ivy was an expurgated edition of Lillian Russell, Madame De Stael, and Mrs. Pankburst.
“Aren’t you feeling well, Ivy?” he asked. “Looking a little pale. It’s the heat, I suppose. Gosh! Something smells good. Run in and tell Mother I’m here.”
Ivy kept one slender finger between the leaves of her book. “I’m perfectly well,” she replied. “That must be beefsteak and onions. Ugh!” And she shuddered, and went indoors.
Dad Keller looked after her thoughtfully. Then he went in, washed his hands, and sat down at table with Ivy and her mother.
“Just a sliver for me,” said Ivy, “and no onions.”
Her father put down his knife and fork, cleared his throat, and spake, thus:
“You get on your hat and meet me at the 2:45 inter-urban. You’re going to the ball game with me.”
“Ball game!” repeated Ivy. “I? But I’d—-“
“Yes, you do,” interrupted her father. “You’ve been moping around here looking a cross between Saint Cecilia and Little Eva long enough. I don’t care if you don’t know a spitball from a fadeaway when you see it. You’ll be out in the air all afternoon, and there’ll be some excitement. All the girls go. You’ll like it. They’re playing Marshalltown.”
Ivy went, looking the sacrificial lamb. Five minutes after the game was called she pointed one tapering white finger in the direction of the pitcher’s mound.
“Who’s that?” she asked.
“Pitcher,” explained Papa Keller, laconically. Then, patiently: “He throws the ball.”
“Oh,” said Ivy. “What did you say his name was?”
“I didn’t say. But it’s Rudie Schlachweiler. The boys call him Dutch. Kind of a pet, Dutch is.”
“Rudie Schlachweiler!” murmured Ivy, dreamily. “What a strong name!”
“Want some peanuts?” inquired her father.
“Does one eat peanuts at a ball game?”
“It ain’t hardly legal if you don’t,” Pa Keller assured her.
“Two sacks,” said Ivy. “Papa, why do they call it a diamond, and what are those brown bags at the corners, and what does it count if you hit the ball, and why do they rub their hands in the dust and then–er–spit on them, and what salary does a pitcher get, and why does the red-haired man on the other side dance around like that between the second and third brown bag, and doesn’t a pitcher do anything but pitch, and wh—-?”
“You’re on,” said papa.
After that Ivy didn’t miss a game during all the time that the team played in the home town. She went without a new hat, and didn’t care whether Jean Valjean got away with the goods or not, and forgot whether you played third hand high or low in bridge. She even became chummy with Undine Meyers, who wasn’t her kind of a girl at all. Undine was thin in a voluptuous kind of way, if such a paradox can be, and she had red lips, and a roving eye, and she ran around downtown without a hat more than was strictly necessary. But Undine and Ivy had two subjects in common. They were baseball and love. It is queer how the limelig
ht will make heroes of us all.