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A Border Ruffian
by
Here, indeed, was good-fortune at last! Van Rensselaer Livingstone was in college with him, in his own class, at Harvard. They had been capital friends while their college life lasted; and although Livingstone had spent the last ten or twelve years in Europe, they had not wholly lost track of each other. Clever, handsome, well-born, and well-bred, he was everything that the present occasion required. He seemed to have been sent from heaven direct. In twenty minutes Mr. Smith was asking for him at his hotel.
“Mr. Livingstone? Mr. Livingstone is out.”
“Did he leave any word as to when he would come in?”
“Yes, sir. He said that a gentleman might call, and to say that he certainly would be back at six, and would not go out again to-night.”
Mr. Smith looked at his watch–it was 5:30. Had there been any uncertainty as to Livingstone’s return, he would have waited. But it was clear that he was coming back to dine at his hotel, and to spend the evening there. A note, therefore, could be trusted to do the business, and by writing, instead of waiting, Mr. Smith would save half an hour; moreover, if he waited, he would not have time to make the mayonnaise.
Probably it is only in Philadelphia that it ever occurs nowadays to the master of a feast to dress the salad; which, doubtless, is the reason why a better salad is served at certain dinner-tables in Philadelphia than at any other dinner-tables in the whole world.
The thought of the mayonnaise settled the matter. Mr. Smith hastily wrote an account of the trying situation, and concluded his note with a solemn demand upon “dear old Van” to fill the vacant place, “in the holy name of the class of ’68, and for love of your old classmate, R. Smith.”
IV.
Presently the person thus adjured returned to his hotel, and with a somewhat puzzled expression read the adjuration. “R. Smith,” he murmured, reflectively. “I think I do remember a Dicky Smith, from Philadelphia, at Columbia. But he wasn’t in my class, and my class wasn’t ’68, but ’76, and I don’t remember ever saying a dozen words to him. He’s got a good deal of cheek, whoever he is–and he, and his dinner, and his missing man may all go to the devil together! His invitation is absurd!” And with this ultimatum Mr. Livingstone laid the letter and envelope neatly together, preparatory to tearing them into fragments.
But before this purpose was accomplished, another view of the situation came into his mind. “I don’t see why I shouldn’t go,” he thought. “I’ve been muddling all day with this wretched wool man–which is a bore, even if I have made a pretty good bargain with him for next season’s clip; and Ned hasn’t come to time, which is another bore, for now I’ll have to eat my dinner alone. And this Dicky Smith writes like a gentleman, even if he is cheeky; and he certainly seems to be in a peck of troubles about his missing man, and his thirteen at table, and the rest of it. Why, it’s a regular adventure! And to think of having an adventure in Philadelphia, of all places in the world! By Jove, I’ll go!”
V.
“How very, very good of you, Mr. Livingstone, to come to our rescue!” It was Mrs. Rittenhouse Smith who spoke, and she spoke in a guarded tone; for Livingstone was among the last to arrive, and she had no desire to publish among her guests the catastrophe that so nearly had overtaken her.
“And I know,” she continued: “that you will understand how sorry I am that this first visit of Mr. Smith’s old friend to our house should be under such peculiar circumstances. But you will have your reward, for you are to take out the very prettiest and the very brightest girl here. Come and be rewarded!” And Mrs. Smith slipped her hand upon her benefactor’s arm, and piloted him across the room.