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“Now he will have to go in,” the scoffers said.

But he didn’t. Arriving at the church-door, he excused himself, pleading an urgent necessity, walked around to the back of the church, sacrificed, like Diogenes, to all the gods at once, and made off for home, quietly chuckling to himself at the thought of how he had circumvented the enemy.

Every actor has just so many make-ups and no more. Usually the characters he assumes are variations of a single one. Steele Mackaye used to say, “There are only five distinct dramatic situations.” The artist, too, has his properties. And the recognition of this truth caused Massillon to say, “The great preacher has but one sermon, yet out of this he makes many–by giving portions of it backwards, or beginning in the middle and working both ways, or presenting patchwork pieces, tinted and colored by his mood.” All public speakers have canned goods they fall back upon when the fresh fruit of thought grows scarce.

The literary man also has his puppets, pet phrases, and situations to his liking. Victor Hugo always catches the attention by a blind girl, a hunchback, a hunted convict or some mutilated and maimed unfortunate.

In his lectures, Kant used to please the boys by such phrases as this, “I dearly love the muse, although I must admit that I have never been the recipient of any of her favors.” This took so well that later he was encouraged to say, “The Old Metaphysics is positively unattractive, but the New Metaphysics is to me most lovely, although I can not boast that I have ever been honored by any of her favors.”

A large audience caused Kant to lose his poise–he became self-conscious–but in his own little lecture-room, with a dozen, or fifty at the most (because this was the capacity of the room), he was charming. He would fix his eye on a single boy, and often upon a single button on this boy’s coat, and forgetting the immediate theme in hand, would ramble into an amusing and most instructive monolog of criticism concerning politics, pedagogy or current events. In his writing he was exact, heavy and complex, but in these heart-to-heart talks, Herder, who attended Kant’s lectures for five years, says, “The man had a deal of nimble wit, and here Kant was at his best.”

So we have two different men–the man who wrote the “Critique” and the man who gave the lectures and clarified his thought by explaining things to others. It was in the lectures that he threw off this: “Men are creatures that can not do without their kind, yet are sure to quarrel when together.” This took fairly well, and later he said, “Men can not do without men, yet they hate each other when together.” And in a year after, comes this: “A man is miserable without a wife, and is seldom happy after he gets one.” No doubt this caused a shout of applause from the students, college boys being always on the lookout for just such things; and coming from a very confirmed old bachelor it was peculiarly fetching.

To say that Kant was devoid of wit, as many writers do, is not to know the man. About a year after the “Critique of Pure Reason” appeared, he wrote this: “I am obliged to the learned public for the silence with which it has honored my book, as this silence means a suspension of judgment and a wise determination not to voice a premature opinion.” He knew perfectly well that the “learned public” had not read his book, and moreover, could not, intelligently, and the silence betokened simply a stupid lack of interest. Moreover, he knew there was no such thing as a learned public. Kant’s remark reveals a keen wit, and it also reveals something more–the pique of the unappreciated author who declares he doesn’t care what the public thinks of him, and thereby reveals the fact that he does.

Here are a couple of remarks that could only have been made in the reign of Frederick the Great, and under the spell of a college lecture: “The statement that man is the noblest work of God was never made by anybody but man, and must therefore be taken ‘cum grano salis.'” “We are told that God said He made man in His own image, but the remark was probably ironical.”

Schopenhauer says: “The chief jewel in the crown of Frederick the Great is Immanuel Kant. Such a man as Kant could not have held a salaried position under any other monarch on the globe at that time and have expressed the things that Kant did. A little earlier or a little later, and there would have been no such person as Immanuel Kant. Rulers are seldom big men, but if they are big enough to recognize and encourage big men, they deserve the gratitude of mankind!”