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“I am no god; why do you liken me
To the immortals?”[791]

If you really know me, praise my integrity, or my sobriety, or my kindheartedness, or my philanthropy. For even envy is not reluctant to give moderate praise to one that deprecates excessive praise, and true panegyric is not lost by people refusing to accept idle and false praise. So those kings who would not be called gods or the sons of gods, but only fond of their brothers or mother, or benefactors,[792] or dear to the gods, did not excite the envy of those that honoured them by those titles, that were noble but still such as men might claim. Again, people dislike those writers or speakers who entitle themselves wise, but they welcome those who content themselves with saying that they are lovers of philosophy, and have made some progress, or use some such moderate language about themselves as that, which does not excite envy. But rhetorical sophists, who expect to hear “Divine, wonderful, grand,” at their declamations, are not even welcomed with “Pretty fair, so so.”

Sec. XIII. Moreover, as people anxious not to injure those who have weak eyes, draw a shade over too much light, so some people make their praise of themselves less glaring and absolute, by pointing out some of their small defects, or miscarriages, or errors, and so remove all risk of making people offended or envious. Thus Epeus, who boasts very much of his skill in boxing, and says very confidently,

“I can your body crush, and break your bones,”[793]

yet says,

“Is’t not enough that I’m in fight deficient?”[794]

But Epeus is perhaps a ridiculous instance, excusing his bragging as an athlete by his confession of timidity and want of manliness. But agreeable and graceful is that man who mentions his own forgetfulness, or ignorance, or ambition, or eager desire for knowledge and conversation. Thus Odysseus of the Sirens,

“My heart to listen to them did incline,
I bade my comrades by a nod to unloose me.”[795]

And again of the Cyclops,

“I did not hearken (it had been far better),
I wished to see the Cyclops, and to taste
His hospitality.”[796]

And generally speaking the admixture with praise of such faults as are not altogether base and ignoble stops envy. Thus many have blunted the point of envy by admitting and introducing, when they have been praised, their past poverty and straits, aye, and their low origin. So Agathocles pledging his young men in golden cups beautifully chased, ordered some earthenware pots to be brought in, and said, “See the fruits of perseverance, labour, and bravery! Once I produced pots like these, but now golden cups.” For Agathocles it seems was so low-born and poor that he was brought up in a potter’s shop, though afterwards he was king of almost all Sicily.

Sec. XIV. These are external remedies against self-praise. There are other internal ones as it were, such as Cato applied, when he said “he was envied, because he had to neglect his own affairs, and lie awake every night for the interests of his country.” Compare also the following lines,

“How should I boast? who could with ease have been
Enrolled among the many in the army,
And had a fortune equal to the wisest;”[797]

and,

“I shrink from squandering past labours’ grace,
Nor do I now reject all present toil.”[797]

For as it is with house and farm, so also is it with glory and reputation, people for the most part envy those who have got them easily or for nothing, not those who have bought them at the cost of much toil and danger.

Sec. XV. Since then we can praise ourselves not only without causing pain or envy but even usefully and advantageously, let us consider, that we may not seem to have only that end in view but some other also, if we might praise ourselves to excite in our hearers emulation and ambition. For Nestor, by reciting his battles and acts of prowess, stirred up Patroclus and nine others to single combat with Hector. For the exhortation that adds deed to word and example and proper emulation is animating and moving and stimulating, and with its impulse and resolution inspires hope that the things we aim at are attainable and not impossible. That is why in the choruses at Lacedaemon the old men sing,

“We once were young and vigorous and strong,”

and then the boys,

“We shall be stronger far than now we are,”

and then the youths,

“We now are strong, look at us if you like.”

In this wise and statesmanlike manner did the legislator exhibit to the young men the nearest and dearest examples of what they should do in the persons of those who had done so.