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Emerson And His Journals
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He was a lover of quiet, twinkling humor. Such humor gleams out often in his Journal. It gleams in this passage about Dr. Ripley: “Dr. Ripley prays for rain with great explicitness on Sunday, and on Monday the showers fell. When I spoke of the speed with which his prayers were answered, the good man looked modest.” There is another prayer-for-rain story that he enjoys telling: “Dr. Allyne, of Duxbury, prayed for rain, at church. In the afternoon the boys carried umbrellas. ‘Why?’ ‘Because you prayed for rain.’ ‘Pooh! boys! we always pray for rain: it’s customary.'”
At West Point he asked a lieutenant if they had morning prayers at college. “We have reveille beat, which is the same thing.”
He tells with relish the story of a German who went to hire a horse and chaise at a stable in Cambridge. “Shall I put in a buffalo?” inquired the livery-man. “My God! no,” cried the astonished German, “put in a horse.”
Emerson, I am sure, takes pleasure in relating a characteristic story of Dr. Ripley and a thunder-shower: “One August afternoon, when I was in the hayfield helping him with his man to rake up his hay, I well remember his pleading, almost reproachful looks at the sky when the thunder gust was coming up to spoil the hay. He raked very fast, then looked at the clouds and said, ‘We are in the Lord’s hands, mind your rake, George! we are in the Lord’s hands,’ and seemed to say, ‘You know me, the field is mine–Dr. Ripley’s–thine own servant.'”
The stories Emerson delighted in were all rich in this quiet humor. I heard of one he used to tell about a man who, when he went to his club at night, often lingered too long over his cups, and came home befuddled in the small hours, and was frequently hauled over the coals by his wife. One night he again came home late, and was greeted with the usual upbraiding in the morning. “It was not late,” he said, “it was only one o’clock.” “It was much later than that,” said the wife. “It was one o’clock,” repeated the man; “I heard it strike one three or four times!”
Another good Emersonian story, though I do not know that he ever heard it, is that of an old woman who had a farm in Indiana near the Michigan line. The line was resurveyed, and the authorities set her farm in Michigan. The old lady protested–she said it was all she could do to stand the winters of Indiana, she could never stand those of Michigan!
Cannot one see a twinkle in Emerson’s eye when he quotes his wife as saying that “it is wicked to go to church on Sunday”? Emerson’s son records that his father hated to be made to laugh, as he could not command his face well. Hence he evidently notes with approval another remark of his wife’s: “A human being should beware how he laughs, for then he shows all his faults.” What he thought of the loud, surprising laugh with which Carlyle often ended his bitter sentences, I do not know that he records. Its meaning to Carlyle was evidently, “Oh! what does it all matter?” If Emerson himself did not smile when he wrote the sentence about “a maiden so pure that she exchanged glances only with the stars,” his reader, I am sure, will.
Emerson evidently enjoyed such a story as this which was told him by a bishop: There was a dispute in a vestry at Providence between two hot church-members. One said at last, “I should like to know who you are”–
“Who I am?” cried the other,–“who I am! I am a humble Christian, you damned old heathen, you!”
The minister whom he heard say that “nobody enjoyed religion less than ministers, as none enjoyed food so little as cooks,” must have provoked the broadest kind of a smile.