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M. Barbeau’s task, then, is very definitely mapped-out and circumscribed. But he is far too good a craftsman to do no more than give a mere panorama of that daily Bath programme which King Nash and his dynasty ordained and established. He goes back to the origins; to the legend of King Lear’s leper-father; to the Diary of the too-much-neglected Celia Fiennes; to Pepys[4] and Grammont’s Memoirs; to the days when hapless Catherine of Braganza, with the baleful ” belle Stewart” in her train, made fruitless pilgrimage to Bladud’s spring as a remedy against sterility. He sketches, with due acknowledgments to Goldsmith’s unique little book, the biography of that archquack, poseur, and very clever organiser, Mr. Richard Nash, the first real Master of the Ceremonies; and he gives a full account of his followers and successors. He also minutely relates the story of Sheridan’s marriage to his beautiful “St. Cecilia,” Elizabeth Ann Linley. A separate and very interesting chapter is allotted to Lady Huntingdon and the Methodists, not without levies from the remarkable Spiritual Quixote of that Rev. Richard Graves of Claverton, of whom an excellent account was given not long since in Mr. W. H. Hutton’s suggestive Burford Papers. Other chapters are occupied with Bath and its belles lettres; with “Squire Allworthy” of Prior Park and his literary guests, Pope, Warburton, Fielding and his sister, etc.; with the historic Frascati vase of Lady Miller at Batheaston, which stirred the ridicule of Horace Walpole, and is still, it is said, to be seen in a local park. The dosing pages treat of Bath–musical, artistic, scientific–of its gradual transformation as a health resort–of its eventual and foredoomed decline and fall as the one fashionable watering-place, supreme and single, for Great Britain and Ireland.

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4: Oddly enough–if M. Barbeau’s index is to be trusted, and it is an unusually good one,–he makes no reference to Evelyn’s visit to Bath. But Evelyn went there in June, 1654, bathed in the Cross Bath, criticised the ” facciata ” of the Abbey Church, complained of the “narrow, uneven and unpleasant streets,” and inter-visited with the company frequenting the place for health. “Among the rest of the idle diversions of the town,” he says, “one musician was famous for acting a changeling [idiot or half-wit], which indeed he personated strangely.” ( Diary, Globe edn., 1908, p. 174.)]

But it is needless to prolong analysis. One’s only wonder–as usual after the event–is that what has been done so well had never been thought of before. For while M. Barbeau is to be congratulated upon the happy task he has undertaken, we may also congratulate ourselves that he has performed it so effectively. His material is admirably arranged. He has supported it by copious notes; and he has backed it up by an impressive bibliography of authorities ancient and modern. This is something; but it is not all[5]. He has done much more than this. He has contrived that, in his picturesque and learned pages, the old “Queen of the West” shall live again, with its circling terraces, its grey stone houses and ill-paved streets, its crush of chairs and chariots, its throng of smirking, self-satisfied prom-enaders.

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5: To the English version (Heinemann, 1904) an eighteenth-century map of Bath, and a number of interesting views and portraits have been added.]

One seems to see the clumsy stage-coaches depositing their touzled and tumbled inmates, in their rough rocklows and quaint travelling headgear, at the “Bear” or the “White Hart,” after a jolting two or three days’ journey from Oxford or London, not without the usual experiences, real and imaginary, of suspicious-looking horsemen at Hounslow, or masked “gentlemen of the pad” on Claverton Down. One hears the peal of five-and-twenty bells which greets the arrival of visitors of importance; and notes the obsequious and venal town-waits who follow them to their lodgings in Gay Street or Milsom Street or the Parades,–where they will, no doubt, be promptly attended by the Master of the Ceremonies, “as fine as fivepence,” and a very pretty, sweet-smelling gentleman, to be sure, whether his name be Wade or Derrick. Next day will probably discover them in chip hats and flannel, duly equipped with wooden bowls and bouquets, at the King’s Bath, where, through a steaming atmosphere, you may survey their artless manoeuvres (as does Lydia Melford in Humphry Clinker ) from the windows of the Pump Room, to which rallying-place they will presently repair to drink the waters, in a medley of notables and notorieties, members of Parliament, chaplains and led-captains, Noblemen with ribbons and stars, dove-coloured Quakers, Duchesses, quacks, fortune-hunters, lackeys, lank-haired Methodists, Bishops, and boarding-school misses. Ferdinand Count Fathom will be there, as well as my Lord Ogleby; Lady Bellaston (and Mr. Thomas Jones); Geoffry Wildgoose and Tugwell the cobbler; Lismahago and Tabitha Bramble; the caustic Mrs. Selwyn and the blushing Miss Anville. Be certain, too, that, sooner or later, you will encounter Mrs, Candour and Lady Sneerwell, Sir Benjamin Backbite and his uncle, Mr. Crabtree, for this is their main haunt and region–in fact, they were born here. You may follow this worshipful and piebald procession to the Public Breakfasts in the Spring Gardens, to the Toy-shops behind the Church, to the Coffee-houses in Westgate Street, to the Reading Rooms on the Walks, where, in Mr. James Leake’s parlour at the back–if you are lucky–you may behold the celebrated Mr. Ralph Allen of Prior Park, talking either to Mr. Henry Fielding or to Mr. Leake’s brother-in-law, Mr. Samuel Richardson, but never–if we are correctly informed–to both of them together. Or you may run against Mr. Christopher Anstey of the over-praised Guide, walking arm-in-arm with another Bathonian, Mr. Melmoth, whose version of Pliny was once held to surpass its original. At the Abbey–where there are daily morning services–you shall listen to the silver periods of Bishop Kurd, whom his admirers call fondly “the Beauty of Holiness”; at St. James’s you can attend the full-blown lectures, “more unctuous than ever he preached,” of Bishop Beilby Porteus; or you may succeed in procuring a card for a select hearing, at Edgar Buildings, of Lady Huntingdon’s eloquent chaplain, Mr. Whitefield. With the gathering shades of even, you may pass, if so minded, to Palmer’s Theatre in Orchard Street, and follow Mrs. Siddons acting Belvidera in Otway’s Venice Preserv’d to the Pierre of that forgotten Mr. Lee whom Fanny Burney put next to Garrick; or you may join the enraptured audience whom Mrs. Jordan is delighting with her favourite part of Priscilla Tomboy in The Romp. You may assist at the concerts of Signer Venanzio Rauzzini and Monsieur La Motte; you may take part in a long minuet or country dance at the Upper or Lower Assembly Rooms, which Bunbury will caricature; you may even lose a few pieces at the green tables; and, should you return home late enough, may watch a couple of stout chairmen at the door of the “Three Tuns” in Stall Street, hoisting that seasoned toper, Mr. James Quin, into a sedan after his evening’s quantum of claret. What you do to-day, you will do to-morrow, if the bad air of the Pump Room has not given you a headache, or the waters a touch of vertigo; and you will continue to do it for a month or six weeks, when the lumbering vehicle with the leathern straps and crane-necked springs will carry you back again over the deplorable roads (“so sidelum and jumblum,” one traveller calls them) to your town-house, or your country-box, or your city-shop or chambers, as the case may be. Here, in due course, you will begin to meditate upon your next excursion to THE BATH, provided always that you have not dipped your estate at “E.O.”, or been ruined by milliners’ bills;–that your son has not gone northwards with a sham Scotch heiress, or your daughter been married at Charicombe, by private license,
to a pinchbeck Irish peer. For all these things–however painful the admission–were, according to the most credible chroniclers, the by-no-means infrequent accompaniment or sequel of an unguarded sojourn at the old jigging, card-playing, scandal-loving, pleasure-seeking city in the loop of “the soft-flowing Avon.”

It is an inordinate paragraph, outraging all known rules of composition! But then–How seductive a subject is eighteenth-century Bath!–and how rich in memories is M. Barbeau’s book!