In the city, we get so many new kicks, and put on so many new ways of living and doing up things, that no wonder the quiet and matter-of-fact country folks make awkward mistakes, and get mixed up with our conventionalities, and other doings. Dining at the American, last week, we sat vis-a-vis with an […]

Few animals possess the sagacity of the horse; passive and obedient, they are easily trained; bring them up the way you want them to go, and they’ll go it! The horse in his old age does not forget the precepts of his youth. A very touching anecdote is told of a horse, in the cavalry […]

New Year’s day is some considerable “pumpkins” in many parts of the United States. In the Western States, they have horse-racing, shooting-matches, quilting-frolics and grand hunting parties. In the South, the week beginning with Christmas and ending with New Year’s day, is devoted to the largest liberty by the negroes, who have one grand and […]

We know several folks who have a way of beating round and boxing the compass, from A to Z, and back again, that fairly knocks us into smithereens. One of these characters came to us the other day, and in a most mysterious manner, with the utmost earnestness, solemnity, and hocus pocus, says he– “Cap’n, […]

“Ha, ha!” said Uncle Joe Blinks, as the subject of summer travel, a jaunt somewhere, was being discussed among the regular boarders in Mrs. Bamberry’s spacious old-fashioned parlors; “Ha! ha! ha! ladies, did Mrs. Bamberry ever tell you of my tour to Saratogy Springs?–last summer was two years.” “No,” said several of us neuter genders […]

Had been spinning old Mrs. Tartaremetic any quantity of salty yarns; she was quite surprised at Mr. Ringbolt’s ups and downs, trials, travels and tribulations. Honest Jack (!) had assured the old dame that he had sailed over many and many cities, all under water, and whose roofs and chimneys, with the sign-boards on the […]

Few incidents of the campaign in Mexico seem so mixed up and indefinite as that relative to the taking of Huamantla, and the death of that noble and chivalric officer, Capt. Walker. In glancing over the papers of Major Mammond, of Georgia, which he designates the “Secondary Combats of the Mexican War,” we observe that […]

Skinflint and old Jack Ringbolt had a dispute on Long Wharf, a few days since, upon a religious pint. Jack argued the matter upon a specie basis, and Skinflint took to “moral suasion.” Jack went in for equal division of labor and money–all over the world. “Suppose, now, John,” says Skinflint, “we rich men should […]

Shakspeare has written–“let him that’s robbed–not wanting what is stolen, not know it, and he’s not robbed at all! ” Now this fact often becomes very apparent, especially so in the case of Mrs. Pompaliner,–a lady of whom we have had occasion to speak before, the same who sent Mrs. Brown, the washerwomen, sundry boxes […]

Old Ben. Franklin said it was his opinion that, between imprisonment and being at large in debt to your neighbor, there was no difference worthy the name of it. Some people have a monstrous sight of courage in debt, more than they have out of it, while we have known some, who, though not afraid […]

The “firm” who save a hogshead of ink, annually, by not allowing their clerks and book-keepers to dot their i’s or cross their t’s, are now bargaining (with the old school gentlemen who split a knife that cost a fourpence, in skinning a flea for his hide and tallow!) for a two-pronged pen, which cuts […]

We shall never forget, and always feel proud of the fact, that we knew so great an every-day Plato as Davy Crockett. Had the old Colonel never uttered a better idea than that everlasting good motto–“Be sure you’re right, then go ahead!” his wisdom would stand a pretty good wrestle with tide and time, before […]

We have been, frequently, much amused with the man[oe]uvring of some folks in trade. It’s not your cute folks, who screw, twist and twirl over a smooth fourpence, or skin a flea for its hide and tallow, and spoil a knife that cost a shilling,–that come out first best in the long run. Some folks […]

Either mankind or his constitution has changed since “the good old times,” for we read in an old medicine book, that bleeding at the nose, and cramp, could be effectually prevented by wearing a dried toad in a bag at the pit of the stomach; while for rheumatism and consumption, a snake skin worn in […]

In nearly all yarns or plays in which Yankees figure, they are supposed to be “a leetle teu darn’d ceute” for almost any body else, creating a heap of fun, and coming out clean ahead; but that even Connecticut Yankees–the cutest and all firedest tight critters on the face of the yearth, when money or […]

“Well, you must do it.” “Do it?” “Do it, sir,” reiterated the lady of Jipson, a man well enough to do in the world, chief clerk of a “sugar baker,” and receiving his twenty hundred dollars a year, with no perquisites, however, and–plenty of New Hampshire contingencies, (to quote our beloved man of the million, […]

Deacon —-, who resides in a pleasant village inside of an hour’s ride upon Fitchburg road, rejoices in a fondness for the long-tailed crustacea, vulgarly known as lobsters. And, from messes therewith fulminated, by some of our professors of gastronomics that we have seen, we do not attach any wonder at all to the deacon’s […]

“Well, well, drum no more about it, for mercy’s sake; if you must go, you must go, that’s all.” “Yes, just like you, Fitzfaddle”–pettishly reiterates the lady of the middle-aged man of business; “mention any thing that would be gratifying to the children–“ “The children– umph! “ “Yes, the children; only mention taking the dear, […]

Human nature doubtless has a great many weak points, and no few bipeds have a great itching after notoriety and fame. Fame, I am credibly informed, is not unlike a greased pig, always hard chased, but too eternal slippery for every body to hold on to! I have never cared a tinker’s curse for glory […]

Few extravaganzas of man or woman lay such a heavy stress upon the pocket-book or purse as meanness. This may seem paradoxical, but it’s nothing of the kind. How many thousands to save a cent, walk a mile! How many to cut down expenses, cut off a thousand of the little “filling ins” which go […]