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Few animals possess the sagacity of the horse; passive and obedient, they are easily trained; bring them up the way you want them to go, and they’ll go it! The horse in his old age does not forget the precepts of his youth. A very touching anecdote is told of a horse, in the cavalry service of the British army, during Napoleon’s time. After the battle of Waterloo, when the combined force of Europe, through chicanery–not valor–defeated the greatest soldier the world ever saw, the British army was cut down, rank and file–Napoleon having promised to “be a good boy,” and let ’em alone in future. Among the cut offs, was a troop of horse, and in this troop was an old veteran Bucephalus, who had stood and made charges, smelt fire and brimstone, faced phalanxes of bayonets, and clashed rough-shod over many bloody fields, besides Waterloo,–this old fellow was turned out to grass–cashiered. When the balance of his retained companions in saddle were leaving the town where the dismemberment had taken place, the old war horse was quietly grazing in a field; the troop passed–the bugler “sounded his horn,” and in less than forty winks the old old horse was up, off, over fences, and in the front ranks! The tenacity with which he clung to his place in the column caused–says the historian–the officers and men to shed tears.

So much by way of a prelude. Now for old Maguire and his horse. Some years ago, in the interior of Ohio, there did live an old Irish jintleman, who not only had a fine estate, but likewise a saw-mill, and as fine an old black mare as ever the rays of a noonday’s sun lit down upon. “Bonny Doon,” Maguire’s old mare, was a wonderful “critter;” she opened gates, let down bars, seized the pump handle by her teeth, and actually extracted water from the barn-yard well, with all the facility of a regular double-fisted genus homo. As a sly old joker, she had performed various tricks, such as nipping off the tails of sucking calves, catching chickens in her manger, and making various pieces of them, and kicking in the ribs of strange dogs and horned cattle. But to the eccentric habits and bacchanalian customs of her ex-military master, the old mare’s dormant talents owed their “fetching out.”

Old “Captain Maguire” had served with credit to himself and honor to the State, in her early struggles against the Indians and French Canadians. “Bonny Doon” was then in her “fille”-hood, and probably the most beautiful, as well as the most saucy jade, in the frontier army. Some twenty-five years had passed, and still the old captain and the mare were about, every-day cronies, for the old man no more thought of walking fifty rods, premeditatedly, than a South Carolina dandy would dream of the possibility of getting a glass of water without the immediate assistance of a son of Ethiopia! The old man had become possessed of wealth as well as years–was likewise the progenitor of a large and flourishing family, of the finest looking men and women in the State, and having gotten all things in this pleasant kind of train, he “laid off” in perfect lavender. The old captain’s farm was about four miles from the large and flourishing town of Z—-, and here the captain spent most of his time. Riding in on “Bonny Doon,” in the morning, and hitching her to the sign-post, the poor beast would stand there–unless taken in by the ostler or others–until midnight, while the captain swigged whiskey, and smoked his pipe in the tavern. Yet “Bonny Doon’s” affection for her old master did not flag; she waited patiently until he came–her mane and long tail would then switch about, while she’d “snigger eout” with gladness at his coming, and carry the old man through rain or snow, moonshine, or total darkness, over corduroy railroads, bridges, ravines, and last, though by no means least, over the narrow plank-way of Captain Maguire’s saw-mill dam, while the waters on each side foamed and roared like a mountain torrent, and while the old man was either asleep or his hat so full of “bricks,” that he was about as difficult to balance in the saddle as a sack of potatoes or Turk’s Island salt! A better citizen, when sober, never paid taxes or trod sole leather in that State, than old Captain Maguire; but when he was “up the tree,” a little sprung, or tight, as you may say, he was ugly enough, and chock full of wolf and brimstone! One day the captain was summoned to attend court, and testify in a case wherein his evidence was to give a lift to the suit of a neighbor, for whom the old man entertained a most lively disgust and very unchristianly hate. The old man, finding that he must go, went. He wet his whistle several times before starting, repeated the dose several times before he reached the Court House, and about the time he supposed he was wanted, he mounted “Bonny Doon,” and started, full chisel, up the steps, through the entry, and into the crowded Court room, just in the nick of time.