The Dampmere Mystery
by
Dawson wished to be alone; he had a tremendous bit of writing to do, which could not be done in New York, where his friends were constantly interrupting him, and that is why he had taken the little cottage at Dampmere for the early spring months. The cottage just suited him. It was remote from the village of Dampmere, and the rental was suspiciously reasonable; he could have had a ninety-nine years’ lease of it for nothing, had he chosen to ask for it, and would promise to keep the premises in repair; but he was not aware of that fact when he made his arrangements with the agent. Indeed, there was a great deal that Dawson was not aware of when he took the place. If there hadn’t been he never would have thought of going there, and this story would not have been written.
It was late in March when, with his Chinese servant and his mastiff, he entered into possession and began the writing of the story he had in mind. It was to be the effort of his life. People reading it would forget Thackeray and everybody else, and would, furthermore, never wish to see another book. It was to be the literature of all time–past and present and future; in it all previous work was to be forgotten, all future work was to be rendered unnecessary.
For three weeks everything went smoothly enough, and the work upon the great story progressed to the author’s satisfaction; but as Easter approached something queer seemed to develop in the Dampmere cottage. It was undefinable, intangible, invisible, but it was there. Dawson’s hair would not stay down. When he rose up in the morning he would find every single hair on his head standing erect, and plaster it as he would with his brushes dipped in water, it could not be induced to lie down again. More inconvenient than this, his silken mustache was affected in the same way, so that instead of drooping in a soft fascinating curl over his lip, it also rose up like a row of bayonets and lay flat against either side of his nose; and with this singular hirsute affliction there came into Dawson’s heart a feeling of apprehension over something, he knew not what, that speedily developed into an uncontrollable terror that pervaded his whole being, and more thoroughly destroyed his ability to work upon his immortal story than ten inconsiderate New York friends dropping in on him in his busy hours could possibly have done.
“What the dickens is the matter with me?” he said to himself, as for the sixteenth time he brushed his rebellious locks. “What has come over my hair? And what under the sun am I afraid of? The idea of a man of my size looking under the bed every night for–for something– burglar, spook, or what I don’t know. Waking at midnight shivering with fear, walking in the broad light of day filled with terror; by Jove! I almost wish I was Chung Lee down in the kitchen, who goes about his business undisturbed.”
“Yes,” said Dawson, shortly.
“You wear your hair that way yourself,” he added, for he was pleased as well as astonished to note that Perkins’s hair was manifesting an upward tendency.
“Nonsense,” said Perkins. “It’s flat as a comic paper.”
“Look at yourself in the glass,” said Dawson.
Perkins obeyed. There was no doubt about it. His hair was rising! He started back uneasily.
“Dawson,” he cried, “what is it? I’ve felt queer ever since I entered your front door, and I assure you I’ve been wondering why you wore your mustache like a pirate all the evening.”
“I can’t account for it. I’ve got the creeps myself,” said Dawson, and then he told Perkins all that I have told you.
“Let’s–let’s go back to New York,” said Perkins.
“Can’t,” replied Dawson. “No train.”