Tommy’s Hero: A Story For Small Boys
by
It was the night after Tommy had been taken to his first pantomime, and he had been lying asleep in his little bedroom (for now that he was nine he slept in the night nursery no longer); he had been asleep, when he was suddenly awakened by a brilliant red glare. At first he was afraid the house was on fire, but when the red turned to a dazzling green, he gave a great gasp of delight, for he thought the transformation scene was still going on. ‘And there’s all the best part still to come,’ he said to himself.
But as he became wider awake, he saw that it was out of the question to expect his bedroom to hold all those wonders, and he was almost surprised to see that there was even so much as a single fairy in it. A fairy there was, nevertheless; she stood there with a star in her hair, and her dress shimmering out all around her, just as he had seen her a few hours before, when she rose up, with little jerks, inside a great gilded shell, and spoke some poetry, which he didn’t quite catch.
She spoke audibly enough now, nor was her voice so squeaky as it had sounded before. ‘Little boy,’ she began, ‘I am the ruling genius of Pantomime Fairyland. You entered my kingdom for the first time last night–how did you enjoy yourself?’
‘Oh,’ said Tommy, ‘so much; it was splendid, thank you!’
She smiled and seemed well pleased. ‘I always call to inquire on a new acquaintance,’ she said. ‘And so you liked our realms, as every sensible boy does? Well, Tommy, it is in my power to reward you; every night for a certain time you shall see again the things you liked best. What did you like best?’
‘The clown part,’ said Tommy, promptly.
For it ought to be said here that he was a boy who had always had a leaning to the kind of practical fun which he saw carried out by the clown to a pitch of perfection which at once enchanted and humbled him. Till that harlequinade, he had thought himself a funny boy in his way, and it had surprised him that his family had not found him more amusing than they did; but now he felt all at once that he was only a very humble beginner, and had never understood what real fun was.
For he had not soared much above hiding behind doors, and popping out suddenly on a passing servant, causing her to ‘jump’ delightfully; once, indeed, he used to be able to ‘sell’ his family by pretending all manner of calamities, but they had grown so stupid lately that they never believed a single word he said.
No, the clown would not own him as a follower: he would despise his little attempts at practical jokes. ‘Still,’ thought Tommy, ‘I can try to be more like him; perhaps he will come to hear of me some day!’
For he had never met anyone he admired half so much as that clown, who was always in a good temper (to be sure he had everything his own way–but then he deserved to), always quick and ready with his excuses; and if he did run away in times of danger, it was not because he was really afraid! Then how deliciously impudent he was to shopkeepers! Who but he would have dared to cheapen a large fish by making a door mat of it, or to ask the prices of cheeses on purpose to throw mud at them? Not that he couldn’t be serious when he chose–for once he unfurled a Union Jack and said something quite noble, which made everybody clap their hands for two minutes; and he told people the best shops to go to for a quantity of things, and he could not have been joking then, for they were the same names that were to be seen on all the hoardings.