The Pauper’s Christmas Carol
by
Full of drink and full of meat,
On our SAVIOUR’S natal day,
CHARITY’S perennial treat;
Thus I heard a Pauper say:–
“Ought not I to dance and sing
Thus supplied with famous cheer?
Heigho!
I hardly know–
Christmas comes but once a year.
“After labor’s long turmoil,
Sorry fare and frequent fast,
Two-and-fifty weeks of toil,
Pudding-time is come at last!
But are raisins high or low,
Flour and suet cheap or dear?
Heigho!
I hardly know–
Christmas comes but once a year.
“Fed upon the coarsest fare
Three hundred days and sixty-four,
But for one on viands rare,
Just as if I wasn’t poor!
Ought not I to bless my stars,
Warden, clerk, and overseer?
Heigho!
I hardly know–
Christmas comes but once a year.
“Treated like a welcome guest,
One of Nature’s social chain,
Seated, tended on, and press’d–
But when shall I be press’d again,
Twice to pudding, thrice to beef,
A dozen times to ale and beer?
Heigho!
I hardly know–
Christmas comes but once a year.
“Come to-morrow how it will;
Diet scant and usage rough,
Hunger once has had its fill,
Thirst for once has had enough,
But shall I ever dine again?
Or see another feast appear?
Heigho!
I only know–
Christmas comes but once a year!
“Frozen cares begin to melt,
Hopes revive and spirits flow–
Feeling as I have not felt
Since a dozen months ago–
Glad enough to sing a song–
To-morrow shall I volunteer?
Heigho!
I hardly know–
Christmas comes but once a year.
“Bright and blessed is the time,
Sorrows end and joys begin,
While the bells with merry chime
Ring the Day of Plenty in!
But the happy tide to hail,
With a sigh or with or a tear,
Heigho!
I hardly know–
Christmas comes but once a year!”