A Lilt Of The Road
by
Being the doggerel Itinerary of a Holiday in September, 1908
To St. Albans’ town we came;
Roman Albanus hence the name.
Whose shrine commemorates the faith
Which led him to a martyr’s death.
A high cathedral marks his grave,
With noble screen and sculptured nave.
From thence to Hatfield lay our way,
Where the proud Cecils held their sway,
And ruled the country, more or less,
Since the days of Good Queen Bess.
Next through Hitchin’s Quaker hold
To Bedford, where in days of old
John Bunyan, the unorthodox,
Did a deal in local stocks.
Then from Bedford’s peaceful nook
Our pilgrim’s progress still we took
Until we slackened up our pace
In Saint Neots’ market-place.
Next day, the motor flying fast,
Through Newark, Tuxford, Retford
passed,
Until at Doncaster we found
That we had crossed broad Yorkshire’s
bound.
Northward and ever North we pressed,
The Bronte Country to our West.
Still on we flew without a wait,
Skirting the edge of Harrowgate,
And through a wild and dark ravine,
As bleak a pass as we have seen,
Until we slowly circled down
And settled into Settle town.
On Sunday, in the pouring rain,
We started on our way again.
Through Kirkby Lonsdale on we drove,
The weary rain-clouds still above,
Until at last at Windermere
We felt our final port was near,
Thence the lake with wooded beach
Stretches far as eye can reach.
There above its shining breast
We enjoyed our welcome rest.
Tuesday saw us still in rain —
Buzzing on our road again.
Rydal first, the smallest lake,
Famous for great Wordsworth’s sake;
Grasmere next appeared in sight,
Grim Helvellyn on the right,
Till we made our downward way
To the streets of Keswick gray.
Then amid a weary waste
On to Penrith Town we raced,
And for many a flying mile,
Past the ramparts of Carlisle,
Till we crossed the border line
Of the land of Auld lang syne.
Here we paused at Gretna Green,
Where many curious things were seen
At the grimy blacksmith’s shop,
Where flying couples used to stop
And forge within the smithy door
The chain which lasts for evermore.
They’d soon be back again, I think,
If blacksmith’s skill could break the link.
Ecclefechan held us next,
Where old Tom Carlyle was vexed
By the clamour and the strife
Of this strange and varied life.
We saw his pipe, we saw his hat,
We saw the stone on which he sat.
The solid stone is resting there,
But where the sitter? Where, oh! where?
Over a dreary wilderness
We had to take our path by guess,
For Scotland’s glories don’t include
The use of signs to mark the road.
For forty miles the way ran steep
Over bleak hills with scattered sheep,
Until at last, ‘neath gloomy skies,
We saw the stately towers rise
Where noble Edinburgh lies —
No city fairer or more grand
Has ever sprung from human hand.
But I must add (the more’s the pity)
That though in fair Dunedin’s city
Scotland’s taste is quite delightful,
The smaller Scottish towns are frightful.
When in other lands I roam
And sing “There is no place like home.”
In this respect I must confess
That no place has its ugliness.
Here on my mother’s granite breast
We settled down and took our rest.
On Saturday we ventured forth
To push our journey to the North.