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Sometimes Johnny and I wonder what would really have happened if we had never started for Cousin Pamelia’s wedding. I think that Ted would have come back some time; but Johnny says he doesn’t believe he ever would, and Johnny ought to know, because Johnny’s a boy. Anyhow, he couldn’t have come back for four years. However, we did start for the wedding and so things came out all right, and Ted said we were a pair of twin special Providences.

Johnny and I fully expected to go to Cousin Pamelia’s wedding because we had always been such chums with her. And she did write to Mother to be sure and bring us, but Father and Mother didn’t want to be bothered with us. That is the plain truth of the matter. They are good parents, as parents go in this world; I don’t think we could have picked out much better, all things considered; but Johnny and I have always known that they never want to take us with them anywhere if they can get out of it. Uncle Fred says that it is no wonder, since we are a pair of holy terrors for getting into mischief and keeping everybody in hot water. But I think we are pretty good, considering all the temptations we have to be otherwise. And, of course, twins have just twice as many as ordinary children.

Anyway, Father and Mother said we would have to stay home with Hannah Jane. This decision came upon us, as Johnny says, like a bolt from the blue. At first we couldn’t believe they were not joking. Why, we felt that we simply had to go to Pamelia’s wedding. We had never been to a wedding in our lives and we were just aching to see what it would be like. Besides, we had written a marriage ode to Pamelia and we wanted to present it to her. Johnny was to recite it, and he had been practising it out behind the carriage house for a week. I wrote the most of it. I can write poetry as slick as anything. Johnny helped me hunt out the rhymes. That is the hardest thing about writing poetry, it is so difficult to find rhymes. Johnny would find me a rhyme and then I would write a line to suit it, and we got on swimmingly.

When we realized that Father and Mother meant what they said we were just too miserable to live. When I went to bed that night I simply pulled the clothes over my face and howled quietly. I couldn’t help it when I thought of Pamelia’s white silk dress and tulle veil and flower girls and all the rest. Johnny said it was the wedding dinner he thought about. Boys are like that, you know.

Father and Mother went away on the early morning train, telling us to be good twins and not bother Hannah Jane. It would have been more to the point if they had told Hannah Jane not to bother us. She worries more about our bringing up than Mother does.

I was sitting on the front doorstep after they had gone when Johnny came around the corner, looking so mysterious and determined that I knew he had thought of something splendid.

“Sue,” said Johnny impressively, “if you have any real sporting blood in you now is the time to show it. If you’ve enough grit we’ll get to Pamelia’s wedding after all.”

“How?” I said as soon as I was able to say anything.

“We’ll just go. We’ll take the ten o’clock train. It will get to Marsden by eleven-thirty and that’ll be in plenty of time. The wedding isn’t until twelve.”

“But we’ve never been on the train alone, and we’ve never been to Marsden at all!” I gasped.

“Oh, of course, if you’re going to hatch up all sorts of difficulties!” said Johnny scornfully. “I thought you had more spunk!”