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The Truckers
by [?]

THE village clowns some little time supposed
That all was secret: not a hint disclosed;
The parson of it, howsoe’er, obtained
Some intimation, and his off’rings gained.
I was not present, fully I admit;
But rarely clergymen their dues will quit.
The very clerk would not remit his fee:–
All those who serve the church in this agree.

THE permutation could not well be made,
But scandal would such practices upbraid;
In country villages each step is seen;
Thus, round the whisper went of what had been,
And placed at length the thorn where all was ease;
The pow’rs divine alone it could displease.
‘Twas pleasant them together to behold;
The wives, in emulation, were not cold;
In easy talk they’d to each other say:
How pleasing to exchange from day to day!
What think you, neighbour, if, to try our luck,
For once we’ve something new, and valets truck?
This last, if made, the secret had respect;
The other had at first a good effect.

FOR one good month the whole proceeded well;
But, at the end, disgust dispersed the spell;
And neighbour Stephen, as we might suppose,
Began dissatisfaction to disclose;
Lamented much Antoinetta’s stop;
No doubt he was a loser by the swop;
Yet neighbour Giles expressed extreme regret,
That t’other from him ought to boot should get:
Howe’er, he would retrucking not consent,
So much he otherwise appeared content.

IT happened on a day, as Stephen strayed
Within a wood, he saw, beneath a shade,
And near the stream, asleep, and quite alone,
Antoinetta, whom he wished his own.
He near her drew, and waked her with surprise;
The change ne’er struck her when she ope’d her eyes;
The gay gallant advantage quickly took,
And, what he wished, soon placed within his hook.
‘Tis said, he found her better than at first;
Why so? you ask: was she then at the worst?
A curious question, truly, you’ve designed;
In Cupid’s am’rous code of laws you’ll find–
Bread got by stealth, and eat where none can spy,
Is better far than what you bake or buy;
For proof of this, ask those most learn’d in love
Truth we prefer, all other things above;
Yet Hymen, and the god of soft desire,
How much soe’er their union we admire,
Are not designed together bread to bake;
In proof, the sleeping scene for instance take.
Good cheer was there: each dish was served with taste;
The god of love, who often cooks in haste,
Most nicely seasoned things to relish well;
In this he’s thought old Hymen to excel.

ANTOINETTA, to his clasp restored,
Our neighbour Stephen, who his wife adored,
Quite raw, howe’er, in this, exclaimed apart
Friend Giles has surely got some secret art,
For now my rib displays superior charms,
To what she had, before she left my arms.
Let’s take her back, and play the Norman trick
Deny the whole, and by our priv’lege stick.

IMMEDIATELY he ev’ry effort tried,
To get the bargain fully set aside.
Giles, much distressed, exerted all his might,
To keep his prize, and prove his conduct right.
The cause was carried to the bishop’s court;
Much noise it made, according to report.
At length the parliament would hear the claim,
And judge a case of such peculiar fame.

THE village lawyer, Oudinet, was brought;
From him, who drew the contract, truth was sought;
There rests the cause, for ’tis of recent date;
While undecided, more we cannot state.

HOW silly neighbour Stephen must appear!
He went against his int’rest now ’tis clear;
For, when superior pleasure he was shown,
The fascinating fair was not his own.
Good sense would whisper then, ’twere full as well,
To let remain with Giles the beauteous belle;
Save now and then, within the leafy shade,
Where oft Antoinetta visits made,
And warbled to the shrubs and trees around;
There he might easily the nymph have found,
But, if with ease it could not be obtained,
Still greater pleasure he would then have gained.

GO preach me this to silly country louts;
These, howsoe’er, had managed well their bouts,
It must not be denied, and all was nice;
To do the like perhaps ’twill some entice.
I much regret my lot was not the same,
Though doubtless many will my wishes blame.