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Told In The Storm
by
“‘Oh, the French are in the bay!’ said the Shaun Van Vocht.
‘The French are in the bay,’ said the Shaun Van Vocht.
‘The French are in the bay. They’ll be here without delay.
‘But their colors will decay,’ said the Shaun Van Vocht.”
“I’ve got a mean singing-voice when I’m sober, but when I’m kippered it’s positively insulting. It makes my passenger sore, and he shows it. Now, I’m not saying that Manard wasn’t as dead as a dried herring. He was past and gone, and he’d made his exit all right. He’d moved out, and his lease had expired. But I saw that box move. It shifted from side to side. I quit singing. My song-fountain ran dry. Says I to myself: ‘I just neglected to lash you down, Mr. Manard; you didn’t really turn over. It was the motion of the boat.’ Then, just to make sure, I break forth into ‘Johnny Crapaud,’ keeping my eye on the right lens of the old man where it showed through the broken board. This time there ain’t a doubt of it. He lurches, box and all, clean out of plumb and nearly capsizes me. His one lamp blazes. Yes, sir, blazes! I tries to get out of range of it, but it follers me like a searchlight. I creeps forward to cover it up with my coat, but the old frog-eater leans to starboard so far that I have to balance on the port gunnel to keep from going over. We begin to spin in the current. Manard sees he has me buffaloed, and it pleases him. He wags his head at me and grins like he did when he came to me in my sleep.
“Well, sir, that eye enthralls me. It destroys my chain of thought. I feel the chills stealing into my marrow, and that one hundred and fifty dollars looks mighty small and insignificant. By and by I begin to figure it out this way: says I, ‘I’ve outrun him once to-day, and if I can get ashore I’ll try it again.’ But when I turn the canoe toward shore Manard heels over till we take water.
“‘Lie still, you blame fool!’ says I. ‘If you feel that way about it I’ll stay with the ship, of course.’ I can see the corner of his mouth curl up at that, and he slides back into position. Then I know that he’ll let me stick as long as I don’t try to pull out and leave him flat. You really can’t blame a corpse much under the circumstances. However, I can’t swim, so I try to square myself. I make conversation of a polite and friendly nature, and the old boy settles back to enjoy himself.
“Well, this one-sided talkfest gets tiresome after a while. I run out of topics, so I tell him funny stories. Sometimes he likes them, and sometimes he ‘most jumps out of the box. Sore? Say, when I pull a wheeze that he don’t like he makes it known quick, and I sit clutching the gunnels, with my hair on end while he rocks the boat like a demon.
“When I get to the mouth of the river it’s night. I find a stiff breeze blowing and the bay covered with whitecaps, so I try to convince Manard that we’d better camp. But I no more than suggest it till I have to bail for dear life. Seeing that he’s dead set to keep going, I kiss myself good-by and paddle out across the bay. How we ever made it I don’t know, but along about midnight we blow into Chinik, with me singing songs to my passenger and cracking ‘Joe Millers’ that came over in seventy-six. I’m still pretty drunk.
“The trader tells me that the coffin hasn’t come from Nome yet. But the steamer is due before morning, so I ask him to cache Manard somewhere and wake me up when the boat comes. Then I go to the hay. I’m tuckered out. It seems that the coaster comes in a few hours later, but the trader is dealing a stud game and tells the purser to dump his freight on the beach. They do as ordered, then pull out. About daylight the wind shifts, the tide rises and begins to wash the merchandise away. Two ‘rough-necks’ get busy saving their outfit, when what comes bobbing past on the waves but a handsome zink-lined casket–the one from Nome.