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As a cow town it had been hardly more than a hamlet. As a mining center it rose to the dignity of possessing (as Judge Pulfoot was accustomed to boast) nearly two thousand souls, not counting Mexicans and Navajos. It lay in the hot hollows between pinyon-spotted hills, but within sight spread the grassy slopes of the secondary mountains over whose tops the snow-lined peaks of the Continental Divide loomed in stern majesty.

The herders still carried Winchesters on their saddles and revolvers strung to their belts, and each of them strove to keep up cowboy traditions by unloading his weapon on the slightest provocation. The gamblers also sustained the conventions of their profession by killing one another now and again, and the average citizen regarded these activities with a certain approval, for they all denoted a “live town.”

“The boys need diversion,” said the mayor, “and so long as they confine their celebrations to such hours as will not disturb the children and women–at least, the domestic kind of women–I won’t complain.”

And really, it is gratifying to record that very few desirable citizens were shot. Sulphur continued to thrive, to glow in the annals of mountain chivalry, until by some chance old Tom Hornaby of Wire Grass was elected Senator. That victory marked the beginning of the decline of Sulphur.

Hornaby was Pulfoot’s candidate, and the judge took a paternal pride in him. He even went up to the capital to see him sworn in, and was there, unfortunately, when the humorous member from Lode alluded to Hornaby as “my esteemed colleague from ‘Brimstone’ Center, where even the judges tote guns and the children chew dynamite”–and what was still more disturbing, he was again in the capital when the news came of the shooting and robbing of a couple of coal-miners, the details of which filled the city papers with sarcastic allusions to “Tom Hornaby’s live town on The Stinking Water.”

Hornaby, being a heavy owner of land in and about Sulphur, was very properly furious, and Judge Pulfoot–deeply grieved–was, indeed, on the instant, converted. A great light fell about him. He perceived his home town as it was–or at least he got a glimpse of it as it appeared to the timid souls of civilized men. He cowered before Hornaby.

“Tom, you’re right,” he sadly agreed. “The old town needs cleaning up. It sure is disgraceful.”

Hornaby buttered no parsnips. “You go right back,” said he, “and kick out that bonehead marshal of yours and put a full-sized man into his place, a man that will cut that gun-play out and distribute a few of those plug-uglies over the landscape. What chance have I got in this Legislature as the ‘Senator from Brimstone Center’? I’ll never get shet of that fool tag whilst I’m up here.”

“You certainly have a right to be sore,” the judge admitted. “But it ain’t no boy’s job, cleaning up our little burg. It’s going to be good, stiff work. I don’t know who to put into it.”

“I do.”

“Who?”

“My foreman, Ed Kelley.”

“I don’t know him.”

“Well, I do. He’s only been with me a few months, but I’ve tried him and he’s all right. He’s been all over the West, knows the greasers and Injuns, and can take care of himself anywhere. The man don’t live that can scare him. You notice his eyes! He’s got a glare like the muzzle of a silver-plated double-barrel shotgun. He don’t know what fear is. I’ve seen him in action, and I know.”

The judge was impressed. “Will the board accept him?”

“They’ve got to accept him or go plumb to the devil down there. These articles and speeches have put us in wrong with the whole state. This wild West business has got to be cut out. It scares away capital. Now you get busy!”

The judge went back resolved upon a change of administration. The constituent who held the office of marshal was brave enough, but he had grown elderly and inert. He was, in truth, a joke. The gamblers laughed at him and the cowboys “played horse” with him. The spirit of deviltry was stronger than it had ever been in the history of the county.